He got the whole world by the balls. In Excelsius Deo and all that shit. ~Augustus Hill, from the HBO series "Oz" Season 1, Episode 3.
I just saw this a little while ago.
Some fat beard-o dude-bro who looks like the last thing he had carnal relations with was a chicken complaining that "The Woke Agenda" ended his sex life.
Bro, you didn't have no sex life before. At least, not one that was anything but internet porn.
Note, I'm a fat currently-unshaven old white guy who ain't in half the shape he was even ten years ago, I can say that.
But goddamn am I tired of this shit.
Woke, schmoke. Cultural liberalism or whatever you wanna call it has nothing to do with this. You look like you just fell out of a can of Grizzly Wintergreen Long Cut.
One of these things is not like the other one, bro.
You wanna get laid? Lose the beanie, neaten up the facial hair, maybe get a better attitude and I'd strongly suggest; find yourself a chubby nerd-girl who shares some of your interests, political views and/or some level of your religion. There's a lot of them out there, that are conservative to one degree or another. For fuck's sake, show a little common courtesy and kindness and you'll find the ladies like you no matter how you look.
It's worked for me off and on, anyway.
I just gave up on dating because all the ones I attracted were crazy and after awhile it got kind of old.
Or ya know, you can just keep doubling down on being an asshole and keep buying whack-it lube.
I'm sick and motherfucking tired of these fucking people blaming everything on "Woke" shit. Take some responsibility for yourselves and your shitty life-choices. Yeah, you know what? Sometimes I laugh at this stuff too. That's all you really can do, it's the way of the world. I find myself walking away shaking my head more often than I don't. There's no sense in getting mad about it. You think all this PC stuff is anything new, or silly now, or somehow actively preventing your sexual misadventures and shitty life choices?
Right now has nothing on the 1990's, bro. Not. One. Damn. Thing. And the first I lived through it, I was in the Air Force. Talk about 'one of these things is not like the other one.' They amp you up on all this macho shit, and then you gotta sit through a sexual harassment training? (Just like at any other reasonably professional job in the world, ya know?) Damn. Bro I served throughout the implementation of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." I don't wanna hear this shit.
You'd know that if you read a book or two, since I seriously suspect you ain't old enough to have been through the last round.
Cultural and social change is (and always has been) a thing.
The difference is now, that nearly everybody including a lot of conservatives, is conscious to one degree or another of stuff that (in my experience) was mostly being talked about by liberal academic types (Or other people who were affected or aware) 20 years ago. Income inequality and race issues, to name a couple right off the top of my head. Most of this stuff was always out there.
You just didn't have to pay attention. Now you do.
I'm not really sure all that much has changed, if you think about it. People in general are just more aware of stuff now. That's really all it is.
If that awareness makes it harder for you to get it up, or makes you seem less attractive to other consenting adults? The problem is most likely you, bro, and you're the one who needs to deal with that.
Ain't nobody else going to fix it for you. You're supposed to be a conservative judging from what channel you're on. Take some goddamned responsibility for yourself and your own actions.
I'm tired of these people and their learned helplessness and wanting to control the government and get it to "fix" everything for them. By definition, that's not conservatism, that's fascism.
More to the point, I guess I'm just tired of the people who claim to live by the idea that it's a hard universe out there and their God has the whole world by the balls needing a goddamn safe space and a soft cry every time politics doesn't swing their way or somebody different from them gets the job or a woman tells them "No."
Grow the fuck up, you're either a grown ass adult human being or you're not.
Quit trying to act like it's the Wokepocalypse and be an adult for a change.
It really is kind of a hard world out there, I suppose you think it'd be easier to just turn off your brain and go back to sleep...but that's how freedom dies and you wake up to find somebody's boot on your throat.
If you're awake, at least you can see shit coming and do something about it.
I'm tired of these fucking people and their constant half-measures and expecting society to just hand them everything, and then they wanna hand it off to some right-wing grifter because they buy some lie that they'll get some kind of paradise if they give everything to some rich "Daddy" figure.
No, Grow. The. Fuck. Up.
This isn't hard.
Either you believe in freedom or you don't.
You don't have to like what other people do with their freedom. But it's theirs to do with, not yours.
Period.
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It was right here, in the waters around us, where the American experiment began. As the earliest settlers arrived on the shores of Boston and Salem and Plymouth, they dreamed of building a City upon a Hill. And the world watched, waiting to see if this improbable idea called America would succeed. More than half of you represent the very first member of your family to ever attend college. In the most diverse university in all of New England, I look out at a sea of faces that are African-American and Hispanic-American and Asian-American and Arab-American. I see students that have come here from over 100 different countries, believing like those first settlers that they too could find a home in this City on a Hill—that they too could find success in this unlikeliest of places. ~Barack Obama
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