Thursday, March 30, 2023

American Revelation 13 (Civis Americanus Sum VII. Trump Indictment Edition)

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.

And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.

And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. ~Revelation 13:1-8

So, a few hours ago while I was taking a nap, Trump got indicted.

Made the entirely understandable mistake of reading the comments on a couple people's posts that I follow.

Between Trump's indictment and the fact that the Q-Anon Shaman was released to years of home confinement today "Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?" is essentially every MAGA right now.

I'm legit starting to wonder if any of these motherfuckers have read Revelations, 'cause I don't know if they know they are, but they're staking out all their positions on the wrong damn side.

I'm going to caution y'all that, regardless of what happens with the indictment, or the fact that more may be coming...the loyalty of the MAGA's to Trump is every bit as absolute and poisonous as the loyalty of devotees of Antichrist to the Beast in all those Christian End Times novels.

And it's just as farcically written...oh, wait a minute, this is real life?

Shit.

Trump is wounded, hell, this might well open the legal and political floodgates and finish his ass.

At least that way.

Beware the self-reinvention, and thus, the resurrection. It might take more than three days, though.

I'm going to warn you fuckers right now, all of you, that Trump could get locked up, could stay locked up, and his "career" and political and otherwise resurrection then becomes as simple as "I Found The LORD In The Cellblock!"

And he will.

Shit, any lawyer or political adviser worthy of the cost of their necktie will advise him to say thusly!

It worked for Mike Tyson (As Salaam Alaykum) and Trump's audience is far more committed to cultlike loyalty and unalloyed adoration. It worked for Chuck Colson. And hell, I'd argue both men did more good works after they got locked up than Trump would ever think of, let alone actually do.

I mean, shit, Trump doesn't even have to invent a new grift as a Prosperity Gospel preacher. All he has to do is vaguely muse about doing so on Lie Social and Oh My Lord how the money will roll in...

And for fuck's sake his "Campaign" people are already saying if there's a mugshot they'll sell T-shirts with the mugshot on them.

Again, think about that for a second.

Then adjust your expectations accordingly.

If we were dealing with people who could be shamed or think "Hey, wait a minute..." We collectively would not be having this problem. 

Pretty much most pre-Trump Republicans would've been finished by this, finished, laughed at and hounded out of public life and the Republican Party...or at least any real position or power in it. 

Right, Newt?

Trump will not be. 

Let's get that out of the way right now.

He will not even be kicked out if he becomes a liability to the Party a la Newton Leroy Gingrich or Dennis Fucking Hastert.

Not even if he goes to prison

The same moronic movement that worships him will sell overpriced gold chains with little cellblock doors on them if he gets locked up.

They'll be accurate right down to where the manufacturer's name is stamped on the steel.

Fucker gets perp walked, MAGA will treat the location thereof as if it's the fucking Via Dolorosa and pray the freaking Stations Of The Cross there.

Oh yes they will, yes, think about that for a second.

Trump will pull out the Walker, Harvey Weinstein style.
He'll make every possible play for $ympathy.

And he will get it.

Trump will absolutely make endless impotent threats of everything from assassination of elected officials to drowning the government in litigation to demanding a fucking Civil War be fought in his name.

And you know what's worse? There's already no shortage of potential heirs to the Golden Toilet if Trump gets flushed.

Even worse than that, I don't think anybody's read the room any worse than MAGA has. They're absolutely going to try something stupid. Yes, a hell of a lot of it all will be nothing but impotent stupid talk, but there's a lot of nuts out there.

For the millionth time this shit is a Cult.

You have been warned, and I'm a keep on this.

It ain't over.

It ain't even gonna be over when the Fat Man has nothing left to sing but "Jailhouse Rock."

This ain't the end. It ain't even the beginning of the end. 

If we're lucky though, it might be the end of the beginning.

And I'm still warning you, everybody's gonna have to pick a side and stand up and be counted. Civis Americanus Sum. You want a better country? Be a better Citizen. This is literally the whole fucking point of us.

Maybe it's gonna have to be, even more so now that this stuff ain't just a theoretical exercise. All we have, all any of us have...it what we want to be.

But maybe, just maybe, things are looking up a little all around the world.

Enjoy the rest of your night, I know I'm going to.

We can tell these fucking people to take their Antichristian Nationalism and shove it...tomorrow.

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For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. ~Matthew 24:27

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And so tomorrow, as we take the campaign south and west as we learn that the struggles of the textile workers in Spartanburg are not so different than the plight of the dishwasher in Las Vegas, that the hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of L.A. we will remember that there is something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that we are one people, we are one nation. And, together, we will begin the next great chapter in the American story, with three words that will ring from coast to coast, from sea to shining sea, Yes, we can. ~Barack Obama




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