Saturday, December 31, 2022

Atlas Wanked (Left Behind Is A Lie II, Five.)

Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked. Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach military age. Then they think you're just fine. Just what they've been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life... pro-life... These people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they'll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They're not pro-life. You know what they are? They're anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women. They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state. ~George Carlin

I saw this the other day, not long after I first heard about the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg dustup. 

Seriously all these dudes think about in life is their dicks.

And they collectively think with their dicks, too.

(Which is exactly why somebody like Andrew Tate gets done in by something as pedestrian as a pizza box. Also Jerry's Pizza smart enough to lean into it and take advantage of the free advertising.)

Do they really think they can get somebody to abandon long-held views that are the basis of their life in exchange for an orgasm?? (If anything, in my experience it's more often the dude who changes his ways.) 

I mean, seriously, do these idiots really think somebody like Greta Thunberg would have sex with them in the first place?? Yes, yes, I suppose it goes without saying that, yes, these guys really are that stupid.

It's shit like this that's why the modern Right has gone from venerating Donald Trump as a god, to worshiping Vladimir Putin, on down to bowing before Elon Musk and now on to stanning for some mutant combination of Andrew Tate and George Santos. These fucking people, fundamentally, think abusing women (and other people, more generally) cheating and lying and stealing are the way of the world. Seriously these people think Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged is a template for an ideal world.

I guarantee you the only thing a whole bunch of these motherfuckers have to say about the revelations that Donald Trump is/was a massive tax cheat is that they think he's smart.

At the end of the day, These Fucking People don't really want to live in a society and damned near everything is or was a lie.

For these motherfuckers it's more like Atlas Wanked.

Can't help but notice, either, that all the Andrew Tate stans came out the woodwork when the whole Small Dick Energy thing started. And they got worse after he got popped for *Checks Notes* Human Trafficking and rape.

Again, these kind of dudes (and they're all the same kind of dudes) don't really think abuse of women is a crime, so much as that it's some kind of reward for power and wealth. Probably not a good idea to set things up so men like that have "Self Satisfaction as the moral purpose of his life" as their only guiding star, eh?

And they don't do things like demean diversity, pluralism and liberal democracy because they like the way that action movie actors or Chinese military uniforms look

They want a world of uniformed sameness (except for them, of course) where they don't have to see pictures of public figures or what our Vice President or actual members of our military are really like because that's what it takes for these small-dicked motherfuckers to feel like men.

They want a world where they don't have to think about anything and can live their debauched lives without reflection or shame. 

It's 2022, It'll be 2023 tomorrow. Our military has always looked like that. My best friend in the Air Force was an African American convert to Islam. My girlfriend at the time was Chinese Mexican and from California. America has always been diverse. The fact that it's no longer curated to look appealing to small-dicked white-bread motherfuckers isn't my problem. I saw Bill Clinton speak once, when I was in uniform. Had Smart Phones been a thing at the time you bet there'd have been a hell of a lot of conservative Airmen lined up for a Selfie with old Slick Willie, that's just what people do.

And it's funny how the people whose idea of a good time is human trafficking, misogyny and talking stupid on the internet...and whose idea of God is Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin/Andrew Tate...will turn around and begrudge other people such human impulses as go in a positive direction pretty much 100% of the time. All the God-talk and the Left Behind crap was a lie, but I suppose their idea that the End Times looks like a world steeped in liberal values might be accurate.

It'd be the only thing they got right. Might be the only time they told the truth too.

It's the goddamned New Year, y'all. You ain't gotta be like that.

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Well the government bugged the men's room
In the local disco lounge
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
To keep the boys from sellin'
All the weapons they could scrounge
And all she wants to do is dance
Yeah, but that don't keep the boys from makin' a buck or two
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
The still can sell the army
All the drugs that they can do
And all she wants to do is
All she wants to do is dance
And make romance. 

Well we barely make the airport
For the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, "don't come back here Yankee"
But if I ever do
I'll bring more money
'Cause all she wants to do is dance
And make romance
Never mind the heat
Comin' off the street
She wants to party
She wants to get down
All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is dance
And make romance
All she wants to do is dance.

~Don Henley, All She Wants To Do Is Dance


Thursday, December 29, 2022

Reaper (Left Behind Is A Lie II, Four.)

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting. And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

~Galatians 6:7-9

...

I met a traveler from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.


~Ozymandias, Percy Bysshe Shelley

I saw this yesterday, while I was in the grocery store, Chaya Raichik AKA Libs Of TikTok was apparently at the January 6th Insurrection. I strongly suspect someone's internet fame is not going to be enough to save them from getting busted by the Feds.

In all seriousness, fuck you, bitch.

Seriously the whole idea of Jewish extremists thinking they're somehow safe to be fellow-travelers with Christian extremists, fascists, white supremacists just strikes me as mind-blowingly stupid. We know how that's going to end. And more to the point, the Nazis will laugh at your stupidity before they kill you.

As far as I'm concerned if you're that dumb you should be locked up because you're a danger to yourself and others.

Seriously, for any non-White, non-straight, non-right-kind-of-"Christian" people who think they're going to get something out of allying with the far-right and White Supremacy; She who gets eaten by the shark last...still gets eaten. Why is this hard?

I'm here to tell you from personal experience there's no such thing as Christian, "Conservative, "White" and ultimately...fascist enough for these fucking people. 

If you...even for a little while...try to keep up with them, they will run you into the ground. And then they'll go off and do whatever the fuck they want because in their minds "their" sins are already forgiven. They're saved and special and you're...not

So on top of everything they get to drink until they get sick, rut like horny bonobos, use drugs, spend [in all likelihood your] money ridiculously and then wipe the slate clean again every Sunday at the altar call at church. Yes, these people really do think God is that stupid.

And they'll do all that while you're living on Unemployment checks and Ramen noodles putting your life back together.

And over the last 20 years, Republicans let these fucking people take over. It was ever and always a lie. Things like the absolute ridiculosity of the unending George Santos scandal just show what these people are...or maybe always were, deep down.

At the rate this is going, how long is it before we find out that George Santos personally fellated Vladimir Putin to finance his run for Congress?

Oh, and not to be outdone, yesterday's "Small Dick Energy" scandal is still going.

Andrew Tate posted an angry video in response to Greta Thunberg...and then today he got popped by Romanian police for human trafficking because the local-chain pizza box in the video confirmed both that he was in the country and where he was. (And mind you, this isn't the first time he's gotten raided for this, it happened back in April, too.)

All because he couldn't control himself after being insulted by a 19-year-old girl. Think about that shit for a second, will ya??

So...judging now from years upon years of Q-bullshit and these fucking people calling other people "Groomers" if we go by the now-established rule that every accusation from these motherfuckers is a confession...I think it's reasonable as a member of Generation X to ask, how long before a bunch of Republicans get captured performing a human sacrifice and worshiping the devil in some gross-ass sever tunnel?

Seriously, as you sow, so shall you reap. I've learned that in this life.

If you're going to keep following after these dumb sons of bitches, you deserve exactly what you're going to get.

And in the end, it ain't going to be power and wealth.

Maybe, just maybe, eternally-spiraling hatred is a shitty set of values to base your life on and an eternally-raised middle finger while following after shouty, angry men, is no way to run a society.

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Well the government bugged the men's room
In the local disco lounge
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
To keep the boys from sellin'
All the weapons they could scrounge
And all she wants to do is dance
Yeah, but that don't keep the boys from makin' a buck or two
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
The still can sell the army
All the drugs that they can do
And all she wants to do is
All she wants to do is dance
And make romance. 

Well we barely make the airport
For the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, "don't come back here Yankee"
But if I ever do
I'll bring more money
'Cause all she wants to do is dance
And make romance
Never mind the heat
Comin' off the street
She wants to party
She wants to get down
All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is dance
And make romance
All she wants to do is dance.

~Don Henley, All She Wants To Do Is Dance

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Small Dick Energy (Left Behind Is A Lie II, Three.)

Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and hate thine enemy.

But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and send rain on the just and on the unjust.

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?

Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect. ~Matthew 5:43-48

When I got up this morning, I saw this. In a Tweet about Pope Francis praying for peace, Franklin Graham whined about how "God" is being "removed" from government and society and "mocked" by the entertainment industry.

He then went on to say, basically, that if everybody believed in Jesus hard enough, there wouldn't be any wars.

Frank doesn't give a fuck about Peace, he desires Submission.

Hence the digs at government, society, and the entertainment industry...all of which not just in the United States but in most countries are entirely secular enterprises. I'm honestly sick of these people. I'm tired of their fake, insecure religiosity and the unending braying about how they're the only ones who are "right."

At the end of the day, the only thing These Fucking People accept as Gospel or ever will is their greed and shitty selfish reactionary social beliefs.

If Jesus Christ came to Earth and told them they had to care about other people to go to Heaven, these assholes would march straight into hell with their heads held high, still thinking they got one over on the rest of us somehow.

Oh, wait, I've read the Bible, including the Sermon On The Mount and wait, that's exactly what happened. He basically already came here and said exactly that. These Fucking People have basically spent the last two thousand years and change being in denial of that very fact.

So, I mean, shit...why would we expect them to stop now? 

We have too many men of science, too few men of God. We have grasped the mystery of the atom and rejected the Sermon On The Mount. The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living. ~General Omar Bradley

Old Omar said that shit in 1948. It was published in a book in 1967.

By comparison, Ayn Rand wrote the first of her political-tract novels, The Fountainhead, in 1943 and her master opus, Atlas Shrugged in 1957. Same as it ever was, I guess.

These people collectively accepted Ayn Rand as their Lord and Savior decades ago. This shit is so pervasive it doesn't even get noted anymore as Rand gets replaced as the public figurehead by progressively worse and worse people...

Yesterday I saw that King Charles said striking UK EMS crew and nurses should get a pay raise and I've personally heard accounts of or seen people call the King "A Communist" and "Woke" for saying that people who perform a *Checks Notes* vital public service should get paid more.

King. Communist. One of these things is literally not like the other one, yo. Listen to yourselves.

Basically what these fuckers keep saying is that they think any level of human compassion is literally a decades-out-of-date mostly dead political philosophy?

And then this afternoon, I saw this one. Andrew Tate, a middling-level kickboxer and MMA guy who I barely remembered from when I used to follow all that stuff (But who has since become far more known for saying dumb, misogynistic shit online) out of the blue Tweeted at Greta Thunberg about how many cars he owns, and the specs of some of them and about conspicuous consumption in general.

As if she'd care...

She responded by telling him to email her at Smalldickenergy@getalife.com and the internet has been busy dunking on his stupid ass since then. I mean, dude, if you've got all this crap and you're so successful why do you feel the need to brag about it to *Checks Notes* a teenage girl who's massively publicly on record saying that the kind of chrome-plated assholery you espouse is against everything she stands for??

I mean, dude, what's even the damn point??

If this selfish-bastardized conspicuous consumption, lying and troll-ish behavior that collectively constitutes modern "Conservatism" doesn't radiate small dick energy, I don't know what the hell does

No less of a conservative titan than Ronald Reagan said that material computation alone does not measure the destiny of Man. We are spirits, not animals. I keep quoting this stuff for a damn reason.

This idea didn't start with The Gipper...it goes all the way back to Classical Greek philosophy. In point of fact, if you really look at it, the form and practice of Christianity probably owes more to Greco-Roman Platonism and especially the Platonic mysticism of many of the Roman elites than it ever did to Jesus Christ.

In point of fact, right now in Ukraine, the whole damn country is fighting...fiercely, joyfully almost, but most of all effectively...for those exact kind of values like the dignity of all people and higher spiritual beliefs that are supposed to define Western Civilization and against Neo-Soviet hordes and Russian imperialism that basically says one man has some kind of a right to own everything in the world and that people should exalt in being his slaves. That's not my opinion...that's literally what Alexander Pushkin wrote.

And the funny part of this shit is that like Andrew Tate, who is mixed-race and yet espouses far-right politics...Alexander Pushkin was mixed-race, in his case specifically Afro-Russian.

I'm serious in saying this, that fundamentally these people believe in nothing. If Atheistic Communism or Randian Objectivism was an open path to Power, they'd take it. This will probably be an unpopular opinion, but I think even White Supremacy itself is ultimately just a tool, it's negotiable.

So long as the non-white person on the other side of the table is some mediocre useless dude-bro just like them, that is.

You want to know how Whacked-out America is in the grand scheme of things? We're the country that goes and invades a country halfway around the world, attempts to rebuild their government and society and puts a sign up over an aircraft hangar where their new air force parks its little third-country turboprop strike aircraft that's in English (Spoken by 6% of the population) with a URL on the sign (18.4% of the population has internet access) in a country where approximately 37.3% of the people are even literate.

And then we wonder why the average Afghan person didn't take us seriously, how we had no plan but to stay there indefinitely...until we did arbitrarily decided to get out...and why we ultimately lost the war??

Because, as George Carlin famously said, we let people who are obsessed with dicks make all the decisions, that's why. And then we let them get bored and wander off instead of seeing things through.

What these fucking small-dicked dudes want is for the world to have to treat them like they have big dicks, and give them the adulation their egos crave, to accept that their cars or their guns or their physical strength or political bullshit cover up the vast, cowering emptiness within and the inability to accept who they are that it generates, while buying into the "We are animals not spirits" physicality that tries to make things like penis size and wealth the measure of a man and eternally seeks a better rationalization for selfishness.

Every last one of these idiots think they gonna be Vladimir Putin someday, every last one of them sees himself as that End Times Antichrist "World Emperor" and thinks if they wrap it in enough Christian talk or macho bullshit about their dicks, that they can even get one over on God. Even their view of the afterlife is that heaven isn't heaven if everybody gets to go there!

And you wonder why I say they want somebody worse than Trump?

Because it's all bullshit, much of it perpetrated by the same kind of "men" and because the rest of us put up with this shit.

You want a better country? You have to be a better citizen. You get what you tolerate.

And we tolerate...this. Just think about that for a second.

More to the point, when the hell do we make it stop?

The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the Nazis didn't die in vain. Where, then, is the road to peace? Well, it's a simple answer after all. You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, "There is a price we will not pay." There is a point beyond which they must not advance. This is the meaning in the phrase of Barry Goldwater's "peace through strength." Winston Churchill said that "the destiny of man is not measured by material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we are spirits — not animals." And he said, "There is something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty." ~Ronald Reagan

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No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten. ~Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Beast Of War (Left Behind Is A Lie II, Two.)

We have too many men of science, too few men of God. We have grasped the mystery of the atom and rejected the Sermon On The Mount. The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living. ~General Omar Bradley

...

It was right here, in the waters around us, where the American experiment began. As the earliest settlers arrived on the shores of Boston and Salem and Plymouth, they dreamed of building a City upon a Hill. And the world watched, waiting to see if this improbable idea called America would succeed. More than half of you represent the very first member of your family to ever attend college. In the most diverse university in all of New England, I look out at a sea of faces that are African-American and Hispanic-American and Asian-American and Arab-American. I see students that have come here from over 100 different countries, believing like those first settlers that they too could find a home in this City on a Hill—that they too could find success in this unlikeliest of places. ~Barack Obama

I saw this last night. Former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev talking absolute nonsense about what he thinks will happen in 2023...to which Elon Musk replies "Epic Thread!"

I couldn't help but notice that Dmitry's demented musings sound like world-building for the kind of after-1AM borderline-porn movies that Showtime used to run back in the 1990's; All featuring some actress-model with big boobs and a stereotypical unshaven male character actor sidekick and a wildly improbable plot.

I'm starting to wonder if Muskrat is a little confused about which country he lives in, and about the fact that civil wars kill a hell of a lot of innocent people. (Also, there's the inconvenient fact that Russia is closer to a civil war than America is at this point, by an order of magnitude.)

Except that, I'm becoming firmly convinced that privileged, rich white people like Elon Musk, Peter Theil and random Q-Anon nuts don't want to live in America. They're bored, they seem to think it'd be fun living in a dystopian hellscape. 

Of course, they've not the first idea how to survive in such a thing. 

And they want to quit when it doesn't give them attention and money.

I think they think that life will somehow remain "normal" for them, that the "Zombie Apocalypse" or whatever will somehow only take place outside of their gated community.

Too many of these people internalized the Evangelical End Times Movement's basic belief that they'll get to go to heaven without dying and then they can sit up there in heaven and watch the rest of us suffer and die and go to hell for no greater purpose than their own entertainment.

Heaven isn't heaven if everybody gets to go. America isn't America if LGBT people get any. The Ukrainians have to be "sacrificed" to the Red neo-Soviet Hordes in order to preserve the "Liberal" global order. (As if the Neo-Soviet Hordes would stop there.)

Also I've noticed not very many of these motherfuckers want to go where there's an actual war going on. Their idea of action, adventure and the fight for freedom seems to stop at the idea that they might be cold or get dirty, God forbid and of these too-comfortable chickenshits would have to go and fight! 

And the post about the Q-Anon lady clipped above suggests something I've thought for a long time; For a lot of these fucking people, the conspiracy theories and the performative right-wing bullshit are just that...bullshit. They don't want to live that way themselves, if they can make others have to live like that for their own entertainment...cool...but they still want to have their bullshit jobs, comfortable lives, Social Security, etc.

They just don't want you or me to have any.

And they'll sacrifice anything and anyone else in order to keep their own levels of comfort and convenience and not having to so much as look at anything Other inside their Bubble.

Seriously if anybody ever tries to enforce a Mark Of The Beast type situation on the rest of the world it'll be these sons of bitches, because it'd take that level of totalitarianism to keep others out of their "perfect" little world.

Kind of interesting how their eschatology is almost entirely political, isn't it?

They want to talk up a bunch of murderous bullshit, ethnic cleansing, pogroms against LGBT people, political "Purifications" and shit...they just want somebody else to do the killing for them so they don't have to get their lily-white hands dirty. And then they'll comfortably, conveniently, get somebody to dispose of those people too!

And it'll keep going until it's basically four rich old white guys and Mary from Accounting sitting on top of a giant pile of money...and then they start fighting among themselves, next.

Oh, wait, somebody might want to explain to Chaya Raichik that not a goddamned one of the White Supremacists she keeps dry-humping...likely including Tucker Carlson himself...actually thinks she's "White."

And here's some idiotic Russian priest, preaching that a "Warrior's death is the best of all deaths." I notice he's not strapping up and volunteering. Fuck him.

Yet increasingly, it seems like the American Right sees Russia as their prototype, as something they think they want to be.

Well maybe it's just me, but I was taught a long time ago that there's nothing "Conservative" in finding "meaning" in other people's deaths. Life is hard enough without that kind of shit. I was raised with the Reaganite ideal of "Peace Through Strength." 

I was taught that war is a terrible thing, and something to be avoided except in self-defense or the defense of another. Yes, that was once defined as a conservative value.

But the modern Right seems best defined by an ideal of "War Through Weakness" and a desire to live vicariously through the cruelty of others they deem as being on the same ideological "side" whether they actually are or not. Common enemies are far more important than common values.

These fucking people would rather all die in a nuclear war, or subject themselves to tyrants, than see Black people or LGBT people have equality. They'd rather feed us all to the Beast Of War than have White Male Patriarchy diminished even a tiny bit.

And they're losing, so they're looking to burn everything down, period.

That's not much to build a civilization on, if you ask me. They all want to die because they think it will hurt you worse sure as hell doesn't make any sense to me.

And when the task of the moment is done with, these fucking people will have knives out for each other. They aren't even going to wait until they've dealt with all the rest of us. Just look at the looming struggle for Republican leadership in the House.

I'm warning you, when they think the time is right for the "Purge" the very first thing these people are going to do is go after their own who they find impure or lacking somehow. Russia looks to be very close to descending into that sort of genocidal mayhem against itself. I think Medvedev's fantasy about mass European fratricide is not much more than projection. 

I worry that Republicans will follow, if such is the case.

And I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm telling you right now, as a former Christian, former conservative, and US Air Force veteran, that no, neither we nor the rest of the world have to subscribe to these fucking people's bloody-minded view of life, religion, social Darwinism and every other goddamned thing. 

But here's the thing. We don't have to put up with them acting the fuck like this either.

It's worth noting that these assholes literally equate a mostly-peaceful world with liberal values with the goddamned Antichrist. Yet at the same time, they are the first goddamned people to bow down before damned near any aspiring Antichrist World-Emperor potentate that comes down the road, no matter how farcical.

I can't make this make any sense. All I know is I'm tired of it

I, being a conservative, was all-in on that peaceful world, and served to do my part to keep it that way.

So yeah, I'm tired of this.

The question is, why aren't you?

Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and hate thine enemy.

But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and send rain on the just and on the unjust.

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?

And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?

Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect. ~Matthew 5:43-48

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No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten. ~Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Monday, December 26, 2022

Confederate Jesus (Left Behind Is A Lie II, One.)

Seek him that maketh the seven stars and Orion, and turneth the shadow of death into the morning, and maketh the day dark with night: that calleth for the waters of the sea, and poureth them out upon the face of the earth: The Lord is his name:

That strengtheneth the spoiled against the strong, so that the spoiled shall come against the fortress.

They hate him that rebuketh in the gate, and they abhor him that speaketh uprightly.

For as much therefore as your treading is upon the poor, and ye take from him burdens of wheat: ye have built houses of hewn stone, but ye shall not dwell in them; ye have planted pleasant vineyards, but ye shall not drink wine of them.

For I know your manifold transgressions and your mighty sins: they afflict the just, they take a bribe, and they turn aside the poor in the gate from their right.

Therefore the prudent shall keep silence in that time; for it is an evil time.

Seek good, and not evil, that ye may live: and so the Lord, the God of hosts, shall be with you, as ye have spoken.

Hate the evil, and love the good, and establish judgment in the gate: it may be that the Lord God of hosts will be gracious unto the remnant of Joseph.

~Amos 5:8-15

On Christmas Eve, I saw this.

Washed up 1970's "Dukes Of Hazzard" actor John Schneider saying that Joe Biden is in "Big Trouble with God" for somehow not referring to Jesus Christ in the exactly correct fashion nor saying that 'he would run the country according to' [John Schneider's version of] God's "Guidelines."

First off, Bo, the government in our country is secular and does not "run" religion nor allow religion to run this country for a damned reason. It's not only in the core text of the Constitution that no religious test shall be administered for any government position, it's the very First Amendment that says "Congress Shall Make No Law concerning the establishment of religion."

Second, then these sons of bitches positively cannot wait to tell on themselves, by treating overwhelmingly Christian Latino migrants like dirt, dropping them off in freezing weather with nothing, on Christmas Eve. And not only that, but lots of these Christian migrants are from countries like El Salvador and Guatemala and every bit as Protestant as John Schneider claims to be.

Third, nobody gives a shit about your Confederate Jesus.

(Of course Bo doesn't care about any of that, it's all about him. The religious talk is just to fool the feeble-minded.)

Thankfully, somebody called local support orgs and those people got help fairly quickly.

It's not about Jesus, it never was about Jesus. It's not even really about conservatism or even political power anymore. It's all murder-revenge-fantasy, these nuts jacking off to the idea of killing their neighbors. If it was anything other than that, Kyle Rittenhouse would've been run out on a rail the second he started flapping his lips about "Jesus."

It's about the fact that a country and a world they've never given a shit about aren't even pretending to follow what these fucking people say anymore, and they're mad about it. Too damned bad, I say. You idiots never even bothered to try to explain why your way was better, let alone persuade anybody. So, why should anyone follow you? 

This is America, not your church.

Because you'll shoot us? Small problem with that, the rest of us have more guns than you do and there's more of us. And we know how to use ours.

And what's sad about these fucking people is...not only do they not care about Jesus...but one hell of a lot of them would be perfectly fine with declaring Elon Musk as their Lord and Savior.

I mean, I suppose that's what he's got going for him. Since Muskrat is constitutionally ineligible to be President of the United States, Chucklefuck Savior will have to do. He wasn't born here and neither of his parents was a US citizen at the time.

Of course, Dmitry Medvedev probably knows that, he's just trying to be a US-Culture-War Shit-stirrer, which really makes it even more pathetic. And the Russians know the American Right loves them and wants to follow their model of an autocratic state using Power to push a certain view of life and unrestricted ethnic conflict, with a compliant, coopted Church led by the autocrat's agents helping things along.

That's literally the kind of shit America was founded not to be.

Also, did Muskrat pay somebody else to take his citizenship test? He should know this stuff, too!

You cannot have both the Cross of Jesus Christ and the Hammer And Sickle. If Musk is a Christian like he at least nominally claims to be, he should know that.

If you want a better country, you have to be a better citizen. 

If you want a nation that's more Christian, you have to lead by example, not by talking. Respect is earned, by every action, every day. You have to be the person people want to follow...and that's hard work and takes a long time to show even a small effect. I've seen this in life.

But it's not really about any of that, which is why these fucking people want to make laws about it and pull stupid, harmful political stunts on Christmas Eve instead of treating this as the Holy time that it's supposed to be.

They show their own beliefs to be a lie. Republican Jesus gets soggy and hard to light unless somebody gets left behind in the snow.

Don't be like these fucking people.


Слава Україна!

No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten. ~Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

This post is a continuation of this series.

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Friday, December 23, 2022

Piss Cup Jack and the Unwise Men (Christmas 2022, Four.)

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:) To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.
And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. ~Luke 2:1-14

I saw this earlier.

Like, what the fuck?

"What if Zelensky is in the US to smuggle SBF out?"

Couple things, there, Ensign Urine Sample.

#1 The world doesn't revolve around your antisemitism and conspiracy theory bullshit.

#2 Yeah, I'm old and a little rusty at this, but I can't imagine, given where Zelensky would have the authority to actually protect somebody, that SBF or anybody else would be all that keen on being smuggled into a war zone.

You know, the Ukrainians not only have to deal with the same kind of shitty weather we have, they've also got to contend with incoming artillery and cruise missiles.

Give that some thought.

It's...Christmas Eve. People are literally dying out there.

And all any of these "Conservatives" want to think about is their conspiracy theory horseshit.

Think about that for a second. What the hell is wrong with you?

Yesterday I watched this Russian army recruiting video that was basically just a bunch of guys sitting around a kitchen table, complaining about life. Either they're working too hard and they're still broke...or they're unemployed. Eventually talk turns to the war and reminiscing about their own Army service and how they all felt like they had purpose in the military. The ad ends with them all deciding to volunteer to go and fight.

Check that again

They're basically saying the average Russian can't make ends meet or feel like life is worth living short of joining the Army and risking their life against, let's face it, superior forces.

Again, it's Christmas Eve, people...both the Ukrainian civilians and soldiers and the Russian troops being sent against them...are literally dying out there. 

And all these fucking people see when they see a genuine, no-shit hard-ass like Volodymyr Zelensky who's literally ripped victory from the jaws of defeat and in the doing of it reshaped geopolitics, military strategy and hell, the dynamics of the goddamned internet because the Ukrainians have fucking crushed the Russians at their own damned game...

...Is another vector for their goddamned Conspiracy theories? Really?? What the fuck is wrong with you??

And then these "Conservatives" looked at the epic-level military and sociopolitical soup sandwich that is Putin's Russia and they've decided that's what they want to be like??

To quote the commentary on the snipped Tweet: 

"The right wing admires Putin because he's an autocrat blending hard state power with a national church enforcing patriarchal rigidity in a system where white people rule and others are allowed to live if they don't get in the way,--and that's what they want for the US as well."

Fuck these motherfuckers.

If you're a "Conservative" and that's what you think you want, move to Russia. See if they'll take you. What you want to live in ain't America.

Either you believe in freedom or you don't. 

You can either believe in the Cross of Jesus Christ or the Hammer and Sickle, you can't have both. 

No man can serve two masters. One of these things is not like the other one. Something must lose. And like the same fucking people who rejected the Son of God in favor of a murderer when Pontius Pilate made them the offer, you give these sons of bitches a choice between Jesus Christ and Vladimir Putin and they'll pick Vlad the mass murderer all day.

Because that's literally the world these motherfuckers want to live in, by choice, with malice aforethought...because they think they'll get something for it.

Like I said yesterday;

Conservatism as I was taught it was about equality before the law, individual rights, limited government and personal freedom (but also consequences for one's actions and personal responsibility.) These fucking people look at Putin and see that which they want to emulate, if only because they wish to use the awesome power of the State as a club to beat the people they don't like over the head with, and ultimately to impose their cultural and social mores, their shitty social beliefs and above all their selfish, small god on other people.

Freedom means people have the choice to do what they want, both you and other people. You don't have to agree with or like how other people use theirs, same goes for them towards you. That's how this stuff works. I didn't make the world, it's not my choice what other people do. It's not even my right to worry about that.

But I'll tell you one thing for damned sure: I've seen these nationalists and rigid patriarchal white supremacist types make an absolute hash of things enough times, or start killing their neighbors or even their own families and then they turn out, when people with legal authority and weapons come and take them away, to be nothing more than cowardly abusers of children and women. They always cry and piss themselves when they get taken away. 

I can't...I won't...ever support that. I'd rather be dead. I have a conscience to live with and I've got enough rocks in my ruck already.

These fucking people, who used autocratic politics and conspiracy theory woo woo shit or the simple-ass patriarchal idea that they own other people, to justify what they already wanted to do anyway...always turn around and beg for, or angrily demand, the exact same human, legal, and political rights that they denied to others, up to and including to the point of inflicting mass death.

And in Russia, at least, these assholes have bent the Church to their will. 

And in so doing they've turned the Russian Orthodox church into a house of demons and propagated the doctrines of devils. You can slap a Red Banner over the Cross, I guess.

You can pretend. But it's not going to work out the way you think it will. 

The truth will out, sooner or later.

Seriously, all you have to do is look at what the Russians are doing vs. what the Ukrainians are doing and you'll see how that works out in real life.

You know how many Russians drink their lives away, or fry their brains with drugs? I mean, shit, the Ukrainians literally overthrew a Putin-like President in a revolution based on dignity.

If you actually look it takes like a second to figure out who stands for what.

Or ya know, there's always the simple metric of who's winning and who's losing.

But, It's funny how the "Might Makes Right" people keep doubling down on that fucking loser in the Kremlin.

But people like Jack Posobiec don't actually care about any of that. Like any busybody or conspiracy theorist or priggish small-town religious zealot, all they really care about is themselves.

And they figure Vladimir Putin is the better bet...for them.

Not because they want a better country or a better world. They only want things better for themselves.

And times like this...whether it's just Christmas or whether we're talking about a country resisting a genocidal invasion or humanity dealing with a global pandemic...are by definition not about you. 

It might not be comfortable, or easy, or fun, but you're going to have to get along with other people or even simply give a shit if you want things to turn out decently.

And here's the thing, for some of us in this world that's all we've got. The only other alternative is death, one way or another, whether it's the quick death from a Russian 5.45mm bullet or the slow death of addiction and depression.

You know why I stand with Ukraine? Because I'd never make it as one of the people that doesn't.

Life is hard enough without making the choice to choke on your own bitterness and rage every damn day. Things suck enough without turning your back on the Prince of Peace and making of yourself an apologist for the horrors of war.

On this day, these people would reject the newborn Jesus Christ and make common cause against him with Herod The King, if he offered them but crumbs of power.

But here's the thing...this is America and we don't have to put up with that crap. We are not obligated to tolerate Piss Cup Jack and the Unwise Men who support those who wish to do us all harm.

Remember that, there's going to be a test later.

Merry Christmas.

Three

Слава Україна!

The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the Nazis didn't die in vain. Where, then, is the road to peace? Well, it's a simple answer after all. You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, "There is a price we will not pay." There is a point beyond which they must not advance. This is the meaning in the phrase of Barry Goldwater's "peace through strength." Winston Churchill said that "the destiny of man is not measured by material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we are spirits — not animals." And he said, "There is something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty." ~Ronald Reagan




Thursday, December 22, 2022

Spirits, Not Animals (Christmas 2022, Three.)

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:) To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.
And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. ~Luke 2:1-14

I saw this earlier. Benny Johnson of Toilet Paper USA said that Ukrainian President Zelensky looked like a "Strip club manager."

I'm a tell you what, I'm goddamned tired of these ungrateful little shits. You fuckers want to spend your lives sucking Vladimir Putin's cock?? Why don't you just move to Russia and do it??

I seriously don't understand why these fucking people support Vladimir Putin and his genocidal Orc-Army, but I do know if people like Benny Johnson or Charlie Kirk were the ones who were under attack, they'd cry like little bitches and set a land speed record to set up that white flag and surrender. Like, seriously these fucking people aren't fit to hold Zelensky's hat while he takes a piss.

And let me tell you something else, I saw some other shit this morning, some Lefty journalist that I've followed for a good long time, uncritically repeating some claim that Zelensky's wife spent $40,000 on a shopping spree in Paris. Evidently, the claim was pure bullshit per Newsweek, but so what, if it wasn't??

The implication being that according to the privileged, if you're trying to live any kind of decent life while you're fighting for freedom...it doesn't matter if you and your husband are millionaires in your own right and you can afford to, ya know, treat yourself when you can get out of the battlespace. Doesn't matter if you're, ya know, your country's First Lady and expected to look the part once in awhile. You have to wear some kind of a hair shirt and apologize for not being privileged. Seriously I'm sick of this bullshit.

I mean, I get that some of these older Lefty journos who came up in the era of "Radical Chic" (and who in turn look at Zelensky and his now-iconic military-type sweater and cargo pants) probably think of Che Guevara, the beret, the military fatigues, and the adventuring and revolutions (or attempts thereof) in Cuba, Africa and Latin America...and they think anybody who's fighting for freedom should fix X image and Y ideal.

Fuck that.

Also, these fucking people obviously know fuck-all about Che Guevara. Yeah, financially and lifestyle-wise he was pretty abstemious. In terms of personal conduct, well, not so much. He liked his expensive pipe tobacco and womanizing. Guess what? Not everybody has to be that guy.

I hate these people, Left or Right, who'll bitch and complain if a given leader doesn't fit their personal image of some kind of rigid straight-backed war-mustache...or worse find something to nitpick about because they're too chickenshit to just say "Hey, I 100% support the genocidal bad guys, fuck him."

So the people disingenuously pretending that freedom fighters have to be sorry for being freedom fighters and wear some kind of hair shirt, or that they have to be revolutionaries in the style of FARC or one of those groups, sitting in a shack in ratty fatigues with an AK-47, eating beans out of a can and mouthing insipid revolutionary slogans...well, y'all can just fuck right off. 

This shit is puerile.

Seriously, the Ukrainians are basically fighting against a country with cultural memes right out of the early 19th century...made up by a guy named Alexander Pushkin, who was by the way not some kind of icon of racial purity his damn self...which thinks its president and/or King has some kind of a goddamn right to rule the world.

Tell me something, Republicans.

What the fuck do you think that kind of shit would mean for America??

Shit, I don't know how these sons of bitches can just brush off the re-Sovietization of Russia or the fact that the Russian government and military are openly flying the goddamned Hammer and Sickle again. I used to be a Republican, I can't do it.

Fundamentally, American nationalism and Russian nationalism are violently incompatible. America says "Decide" Russia says "Submit." One of these things is not like the other one and I don't give a damn how you try and spin it. 

And no, I don't give a damn that certain Evangelical Christians have been in bed with these motherfuckers since the 1990's. You're being used, Christians, they don't actually give a fuck about you. Unless you learn to speak Russian, adopt Russian culture and convert to Russian Orthodoxy, you won't get to be in the club.

And...lest you think otherwise...that is exactly the mentality we're dealing with here. They think everything is conspiracies and secret societies and shit.

These idiots still...despite Elon Musk now owning Twitter and offering the "Blue Check" to anybody who can pay him $8 and the obvious fact that all that shit ever meant was that you are who you say you are...think the Twitter Blue Checks are some kind of liberal "Secret Society" that somehow runs everything and oppresses them or something something Gazpacho.

Actually, at this point I think with these fucking people's penchant for conspiracy bullshit, all they'd have to do is learn Russian and they'd fit right in with the goddamned dirty Putinists anyway.

It's goddamned stupid.

And of course I can see why what's left of American "Conservatism" doesn't want to help defend Ukraine or support Volodymyr Zelensky and the Ukrainian fight for freedom and the right to exist.

These motherfuckers literally do not believe in freedom as a concept at this point.

It's like I've been saying for literally years now. These fucking people would be fine with being slaves as long as they got to be a better class of slaves than some of the other slaves.

Conservatism as I was taught it was about equality before the law, individual rights, limited government and personal freedom (but also consequences for one's actions and personal responsibility.) These fucking people look at Putin and see that which they want to emulate, if only because they wish to use the awesome power of the State as a club to beat the people they don't like over the head with, and ultimately to impose their cultural and social mores, their shitty social beliefs and above all their selfish, small god on other people.

Fun fact, I was taught there's not much point in being a Christian if you don't want to. God doesn't work that way. Free Will, yo. If you're just pretending...what? You seriously don't think the almighty Creator of the infinite universe isn't going to be able to see that shit??

And as far as I'm concerned, if what you believe in isn't "Revealed Truth and the wisdom of our ancestors" and limited power of the State with slower social change to avoid unintended consequences, well, what you are isn't conservative to start with.

I guess I see why they like that goddamned flag.

Thing is, it's Christmas. You cannot follow both the Cross of Christ and the Hammer And Sickle. No man can serve two masters. One of these things is not like the other one, something must lose.

I'm a former Christian and conservative, I'm a person who's fucked up a lot of shit in this life. I'm a recovering addict, I'm a veteran. But above all, I'm a goddamned American

I don't like to lose, and if I have to explain why to you, you'll never understand it.

I could no more throw in with a Chekist like Vladimir Putin than I, as a United States Air Force veteran, could understand why some so-called Americans still worship the goddamn Confederate flag.

If you want to align yourself with the losing side in a war, and a loser KGB Communist stuck on trying to rebuild the fallen Soviet Union (which conservatives like me believed for a generation fell because it fucking deserved to fall) like Vladimir Putin...over a goddamn hard-ass like Volodymyr Zelensky who's ripped victory right out of the jaws of defeat, and redefined everything from geopolitical thinking to military strategy to motherfucking internet memes...well, you're an idiot and that's your goddamned problem.

As Reagan said, the destiny of Man is not measured by material computation. You either believe in freedom or you don't.

We are spirits, not animals. I was taught this was a basic Western...much less Christian...teaching.

And I don't give a good goddamn if you claim to be far-left or far-right. If you support Vladimir Putin, fuck you.

The rest of us do not have to put up with your shit.

There has to be a price we will not pay. If you want to trade the existence of the Ukrainian people for "Peace" well, what you're getting isn't peace, and it won't last long.

Remember that, because sooner or later it's going to be our turn.


Слава Україна!

The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the Nazis didn't die in vain. Where, then, is the road to peace? Well, it's a simple answer after all. You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, "There is a price we will not pay." There is a point beyond which they must not advance. This is the meaning in the phrase of Barry Goldwater's "peace through strength." Winston Churchill said that "the destiny of man is not measured by material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we are spirits — not animals." And he said, "There is something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty." ~Ronald Reagan


When I am dead, bury me
In my beloved Ukraine,
My tomb upon a grave mound high
Amid the spreading plain,
So that the fields, the boundless steppes,
The Dnieper's plunging shore
My eyes could see, my ears could hear
The mighty river roar.
When from Ukraine the Dnieper bears
Into the deep blue sea
The blood of foes ... then will I leave
These hills and fertile fields --I'll leave them all and fly away
To the abode of God,
And then I'll pray .... 
But until that day I know nothing of God
Oh bury me, then rise ye up
And break your heavy chains
And water with the tyrants' blood
The freedom you have gained.
And in the great new family,
The family of the free,
With softly spoken, kindly word
Remember also me.

~Taras Shevchenko