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- [Luke is in Yoda's hut. Yoda is pacing back and forth. Luke is looking at him with a mixture of sadness and pity]
- Yoda: That face, you make. Look I so old to young eyes?
- Luke Skywalker: [hurriedly] No. Of course not.
- Yoda: [chuckles good-naturedly] I do. Yes, I do. Hmm, sick, have I become. Old and weak. [points at Luke] When 900 years old, you reach, look as good, you will not, hmm? [laughs again, coughs, walks over to his bed]. Soon, will I rest, yes. Forever sleep. Earned it, I have. [climbs into his bed and Luke covers him up with his blanket]
- Luke: Master Yoda, you can't die.
- Yoda: Strong, am I, with The Force... but not that strong. Twilight is upon me, and soon, night must fall. That is the way of things... the way of The Force.
- Luke: But I need your help. I've come back to complete the training.
- Yoda: No more training, do you require. Already know you that which you need.
- Luke: Then I am a Jedi.
- Yoda: [coughs trying to speak] Not yet. One thing remains: Vader. You must...confront...Vader. Then, only then, a Jedi, will you be. And confront him, you will.
- Luke: [visibly in agony] Master Yoda... is Darth Vader my father?
- Yoda: [turns away from Luke] Rest, I need. Yes, rest.
- Luke: [pleading] Yoda, I must know.
- Yoda: Your father, he is. [Luke looks away] Told you, did he?
- Luke: Yes.
- Yoda: Unexpected, this is, and unfortunate.
- Luke: [surprised] Unfortunate that I know the truth?
- Yoda: No. [turns to face Luke] Unfortunate that you rushed to face him. That incomplete, was your training. That not ready for the burden, were you.
- Luke: I'm sorry.
- Yoda: [strains to speak as voice gradually grows softer] Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from The Force. But beware: anger, fear, aggression - the dark side, are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. [whispering now] Luke... Luke... do not... [struggles to speak] Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor... or suffer your father's fate, you will. Luke... [Luke leans in close] when gone, am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Luke... the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned. Luke... [with great effort] ...There... is... another... Sk... Sky... walker. [Yoda dies, then disappears into thin air]
- ~From Star Wars Episode VI, Return Of The Jedi.
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- Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. The only way they can inherit the freedom we have known is if we fight for it, protect it, defend it, and then hand it to them with the well fought lessons of how they in their lifetime must do the same. And if you and I don't do this, then you and I may well spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it once was like in America when men were free. ~Ronald Reagan
- The Trump administration wants to rename the USS Doris Miller (named for the first Black war hero of WWII) for Donald Trump.
- Mind you, the ship hasn't even started construction, the keel hasn't been laid yet. It's like ten years out from launching, a couple more out from being commissioned, because repairs to the Gerald Ford have the supply line all fucked up it could be longer. If These Fucking People follow through with reversion to steam catapults it'll be more because that will entail a complete redesign of the ship from the keel up. It's a hell of a bet that subsequent administrations don't just change the name back, or change it to something else altogether.
- It's a motherfucker of a bet that the ship gets built at all, which is a goddamned shame because it'd be a hell of a way to honor the contributions of African Americans to the US Navy.
- And what the fuck has Donald Trump ever done for anybody that wasn't Donald Trump??
- Of course, none of that matters to These Fucking People because current Republicans are nothing the fuck more than a claque of miserable bastards who want to shit all over other people for no better reason than they're miserable bastards.
- No, people that are even a little happy about life do not go around with a look like that on their face.
- And then they have the balls to wonder why the rest of us are getting sick of this crap, and I say that as a former Republican.
- We've got to take the neighborhood back. We've got to go in there. Just forget telling your child to go to the Peace Corps. It's right around the corner. It's standing on the corner. It can't speak English. It doesn't want to speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk. "Why you ain't where you is go." I don't know who these people are. And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. Then I heard the father talk. This is all in the house. You used to talk a certain way on the corner and you got into the house and switched to English. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't land a plane with "why you ain't…". You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. There is no Bible that has that kind of language. Where did these people get the idea that they're moving ahead on this? Well, they know they're not, they're just hanging out in the same place, five or six generations sitting in the projects when you're just supposed to stay there long enough to get a job and move out. ~Bill Cosby, the "Pound Cake" speech.
- My best friend in the Air Force was an African American convert (or "revert" in proper terminology) to Islam.
- And, I mean, honestly he fit handily within the mainstream of 1990's African-American culture, with the possible exception (mostly given where he was from) that he didn't like rap music that had a lot of profanity or was about drugs or sexual excesses, so if he was around I'd have to put on MC Hammer or Snap! instead of Snoop Dog or Tupac.
- That wasn't that hard.
- Needless to say, I've been to Dearborn many times (Not because of my buddy, who lived in Detroit, but for other reasons) and everybody I've ever met there spoke English just fine and seemed pretty well, er, "Assimilated" to American or Arab-American culture. I mean, if we're being serious Dearborn has a large Arab population and Arab American culture has been around long enough to be distinct because of *Checks Notes* Henry Ford.
- Ford brought a bunch of Arabs from places like Lebanon and Syria over here...Christian and Muslim alike...because he felt they would counter the influence of the Jews.
- They didn't, really, but that was his rationale.
- Let's clear a few things up:
- #1 Current Republicans hate America. Get this through your head. It's not the Reagan/Bush GOP anymore.
- #2 Republicans hate Regular People. I'm pretty sure if the Doris Miller hadn't been named after Dorie Miller, regular Sailor...but was instead named after Colin Powell, Republican Sellout, we wouldn't be having this discussion at all. It's not just Blackness that's the issue, it's social class, too.
- #3 Republicans think Rich People in general...and Billionaires in particular...are the real heroes here.
- The only reason they don't call Elon Musk "god" is because that would offend Trump who thinks that's his bit.
- They've been this way since Texas oil millionaires became a thing and Ayn Rand pretty much came right out and said it in Atlas Shrugged, written in *Checks Notes* 1957.
- #4 Republicans think you're stupid...and they'd like you or especially your kids to get worse.
- #5 And this is a big one. Republicans hate the future, that's why they're kicking it into overdrive trying to trash America before they lose the midterms.
- And connected to that is #6 Republicans hate kids. Why? Because Bro podcasts aside, there are damned few kids out there that are good little Nazi Youth like Republicans want.
- And they mad about it.
- I don't think that's gonna work out the way they think it will, but then my kid just put a sticker on her laptop that said "Keep the Immigrants, Deport the Fascists."
- And she posted it on Facebook.
- I think the kids are gonna be alright, or at least the ones who don't buy into all this current "Conservative" horseshit will be.
- What Paul doesn't realize is, it'll be his kids that have to ask AI how to spell things, 'cause people like him only value education (or anything else) if they're the only ones who get to have any of it.
- Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen. ~Ezekiel 16:49-50 (NIV)
- And since that's not the case and most people who aren't CHUDs HATE AI, it's almost certain that These Fucking People will not mysteriously start valuing education.
- In fact they're the ones who seem to want AI to do increasing amounts of their thinking for them.
- Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. ~George Orwell, 1984.
- My kid already reads actual books.
- My partner wouldn't allow anything less.
- Fuck you, bro.
- Like I said, I think a hell of a lot of the kids are gonna be alright.
- You have to be an adult to sell out every damn thing you are for this current "Republican" crap.
- And I don't feel sorry for anybody who does that, because if ya'll that fuckin' stupid you deserve what you're gonna get.
- I've been saying it since November of 2024: FAFO is the only medication that will cure a lot of These Fucking People.
- But of course, I think a lot of these sons of bitches, even having brought the wrath of GOD on this country, would try to deny even that. Yes, just like they were in denial about COVID-19.
- Politics is a hell of a drug, or something.
- And some of these people, I don't give a damn, they're like motherfucking crackheads from back in the day. I mean, it seems like absolutely everything I hear about this whole Natalie Harp thing gets even weirder and more disgusting.
- When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything. ~Umberto Eco
- There's something going on there, and it must be pretty damn far outside the realm of "Normal" or even tolerably abnormal relationships or sexuality or these assholes wouldn't be freaking out that it's in the news.
- It's starting to show just how deviant this whole mess is, and honestly always has been. I've been trying to tell people how fucked up this bullshit was for what, eleven years now?
- And people are just catching on?
- That's willful stupidity, in my opinion.
- Like I said last night, I think that as the consequences of Trump's and These Fucking People's own actions continue to pile up and both events and the narrative spiral further and further out of their control...especially if the midterms turn out as bad as they look like they will for Republicans and if Trump thinks he's gonna be Impeached and go to prison? Yeah, you bet; The motherfucker's gonna "Find The Lord."
- Especially with Bunny Boiler nut Nastily Harp whispering poison into his ear the whole time. My ex-wife is a Pentecostal religious nut with a personality disorder. I'm too damn familiar with the type.
- She will try to convert Trump to *Whatever* simply as a matter of course.
- I'm almost afraid of how insufferable the Evangelicals are gonna be if it goes that way. Those fucking people will absolutely anoint Nastily Harp as their "Hero" just the same as they call Trump their "god."
- And whatever deviant sexual bullshit (probably not a conventional sexual relationship, though) is going on there will be part and parcel of the whole fucking mess. Weird sexual bullshit is part of MAGA's freaking vibe at this point.
- There is something. And no, I really don't want to know what it is.
- At this point, you either believe in freedom or you don't.
- And you're either willing to fight for it, or you're not.
- America, you need better heroes.
- Start with people like Doris Miller.
- Or if you have to do the Republican thing there's always guys like USAF General Daniel "Chappie" James.
- This ain't that hard.
- So get after it.
- Слава Україна!
For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shines even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. ~Matthew 24:27
- [Luke's X-wing is in the trench, and Darth Vader is having trouble getting a lock]
- Darth Vader: [Gets a lock] I have you now. [Suddenly, one of Vader's escorts is destroyed.] What?!
- Han Solo: YEAH-HOO!!! [The Millennium Falcon arrives on the scene.]
- Vader's Escort: Look out! [Vader's surviving escort panics and crashes into the trench, and Vader's TIE Advanced is flung out into space]
- Han: You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home! [Luke shoots at the exhaust port and with the help of the Force scores two direct hits.]
- Imperial Officer: Stand by.
- [The Rebels and the Millennium Falcon fly back to Yavin 4]
- Officer: Stand by.
- [Just as the Death Star is about to fire, it explodes]
- Han: Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: Remember... the Force will be with you, always.
- ~From Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope.
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