You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. ~John 8:44...
Proctor: Sir, Mahoney says this restaurant has the best salad bar in town. [
They're walking down an alley, still in their police uniforms.]
Harris: Well, it damn sure better have! [Inside, they walk through curtains of beads and past a Bud Light neon sign.]
Harris: Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor: [Noticing the sign "The Blue Oyster."] Look, sir, maybe they serve seafood.
Harris: [Slowly realizing he's in a gay bar] That's not funny, you idiot! [To Leatherman] What are you looking at, you PECKERHEAD?!
Leatherman: Nice uniform, makes me wish I'd worn my sailor outfit.
Harris: I'm getting out of here! Move it! Move it! [Starts to push through the crowd of gay men.]
*El Bimbo begins to play*
Harris: [
Being forced to dance with Leatherman]
Proctor! Proctor: I don't think cutting in is allowed, Sir.
Proctor: [
Being noticed by second Leatherman]
Nice collar!~From Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol
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"I will not trash talk. I will not be a divider in chief or an agitator in chief. I won't be out there blowharding, talking a big game without backing it up. I think the next president needs to be a lot quieter but send a signal that we're prepared to act in the national security interests of this country — to get back in the business of creating a more peaceful world."
[Silence, Cricket, Cricket, Chirp Chirp]
"Please clap."
~Jeb! Bush, February 2nd, 2016
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Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. ~George Orwell, 1984.
So the other day Trump tried to say he was pulled from the rubble by firefighters on 9/11,
Bullshit.
I was glued to various TV's that day, and for several days after, as I went about my daily routines.
He
wasn't. I
know he wasn't
there.
At around 9 A.M. on September 11th, I was sitting at my desk, looking out at that infamously clear blue sky, arguing with my ex-wife on Yahoo messenger. There was a knock on my door, my neighbor...a Saudi international student...stopping by to bum a cigarette. I got back to my desk and my ex was freaking out about something,
demanding I turn on the TV news. I picked up my pack of Camel Blues and the remote for my TV, thumbed on the remote (
my TV was set on CNN) and pulled out two cigarettes for my neighbor. I was handing them to him just as we both watched the second plane hit the South Tower of the World Trade Center. My neighbor said something in Arabic that I didn't catch.
My ex started freaking out
again. Classes were almost immediately canceled, I went to work in the cafeteria though, because faculty and students and maintenance staff
still had to eat. It made for a slow day, and we had the TV's on in the cafeteria.
I've said before that afternoon my boss and I stood outside after we'd taken out the cardboard and the trash, smoking and watching a solitary contrail in that clear blue sky, just a gray-green point on a long silver-white spear...I knew it was a military aircraft (We'd already seen, on CNN, FOX and local news, videos of scores of commercial jets landed at every available airport in the country including disused Air Force Bases like KI Sawyer AFB-where I'd been stationed for most of my time-near Marquette, MI and Wurtsmith AFB, near Oscoda, MI) and, to confirm it I went and got my binoculars out of my car, (A Teal 1994 Ford Tempo) parked on the grass a few feet away...and showed him that it in point of fact was a USAF KC-135 Stratotanker. That evening my Mom stopped by to check on me...her own classes having been canceled for the day as well. I'd been rolling out pizza dough when she showed up, and just walked back into the kitchen like she was supposed to be there.
After work I spent most of the evening consoling my then-girlfriend who was also extremely upset, a conversation that also happened on Yahoo Messenger.
Never heard
a damn thing about
*Checks Note* Donald Trump in that
whole time.
Republicans are losing their ass in Texas, and apparently losing their souls everywhere else. For all of their big talk, I've heard from people like Rick Wilson that the White House is lawyering up. They know what's about to happen. They're going to lose.
Enough so that they're floating literally the most Communist of Communist ideas in the National Review like it's a strategy.
And what do they bring in as a last ditch effort??
A bunch of guys that basically look like the clientele of the gay bar from the Police Academy movies. (And one of these guys is rather infamously, like one of the few openly gay Republicans left.)
To rally Republicans??
We've got to take the neighborhood back. We've got to go in there. Just forget telling your child to go to the Peace Corps. It's right around the corner. It's standing on the corner. It can't speak English. It doesn't want to speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk. "Why you ain't where you is go." I don't know who these people are. And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. Then I heard the father talk. This is all in the house. You used to talk a certain way on the corner and you got into the house and switched to English. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't land a plane with "why you ain't…". You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. There is no Bible that has that kind of language. Where did these people get the idea that they're moving ahead on this? Well, they know they're not, they're just hanging out in the same place, five or six generations sitting in the projects when you're just supposed to stay there long enough to get a job and move out. ~Bill Cosby, the "Pound Cake" speech.
Bill Buckley (who
called Gore Vidal a queer on live TV and they
almost got into a fight) Fucking Wept.
Honestly, that's not the actions of people who care if they win or they lose.
This isn't the actions of a political party that's fighting for its life.
This is
bored nihilists who want to cash out and either
get away before
Fuck Around turns into
Find Out or they simply want to move on to something else.
Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen. ~Ezekiel 16:49-50 (NIV)
And don't you forget it.
What's worse is These Fucking People have basically destroyed their own business model.
And...note I've had this conversation with my British friend...they did it because Capitalism simply wasn't racist enough and needs a continuous influx of new bodies, women, Black people, Latinos, LGBT folk, Muslims, Immigrants in general, even the Undocumented...simply to maintain itself and keep the system and its various pay-as-you-go supports like Social Security and fucking taxes going.
Republicans
craved a closed economic and political system, like the Jim Crow South, perhaps, only worse. (Actually what these assholes want is
feudalism.) The problem is, you cannot get that without everyone losing a fuck-ton of money and most of their standard of living.
Nobody wants that, at least not nobody whose brain hasn't been completely fried by Twitter or maybe drunk-ass hyper-Calvinist horseshit.
They couldn't get that in four years. Hell, in today's world you couldn't do it in any amount of time because modern Capitalism only cares about one color; Green.
And Republicans are shocked, forsooth, shocked I tell you! That Black Folks didn't just drop everything including successful careers and show up to pick vegetables for less money than it takes to live on because Donald Trump implied (wink wink nudge nudge) that they should.
Nobody was going to do that, either, people already got jobs and they got bills to pay that (effectively) $4K for $5K (more realistically if paid proper wages $10K) worth of work ain't going to cover.
If you don't like it, too damned bad.
Pick your own fucking Peas.
It's all visibly falling apart in real time and that is not a joke.
You can take a lot of things away from a man. Cigarettes, the gym. You can take his freedom, his legs, but not his feelings. Not his feelings. A man loves a woman. Don't matter what kind of man he is, if he loves her, he wants her. He wants her body. He wants her to want his. So you say to him, "you can never make love again. You will never touch her in that way again. This is the last time. The last time. Forever." If that's not cruel and unusual punishment, I don't know what is. ~Augustus Hill, from the HBO series Oz, S1.E2 "Visits, Conjugal and otherwise."
Everybody that I know or know of except for rich Republicans is overextended, overstimulated, over-stressed and overworked. Every. Body.
And then these motherfuckers have the balls to wonder why most people don't wanna vote for them, and why, with Trump governing basically in the name of a late-aughts Yahoo News comments section full of idiotic racist comments that have nothing to do with the topic...they're losing a lot of their own fucking voters.
Nameless One: “Shadow of this life?”Dhall, Dustman scribe: “Yes, a shadow. You see, Restless One, this life is not real. Your life, my life, they are shadows, flickerings of what life once was. This life is where we end up after we die, and here we remain. Trapped, caged, until we can achieve the True Death.”
Nameless One: “True Death?”
Dhall, Dustman scribe: “True death is non-existence. A state devoid of reason, of passion, of sensation.” [Dhall coughs] “A state of purity.”
Nameless One: Sounds like oblivion, why would anyone would want that?
~from Planescape Torment
(
Full disclosure; My partner, like me, used to be a
Republican.)
Republicans wanted to break the system so bad that pretty much everybody would accept whatever shit-off-the-bottom-of-their-shoe deal Republicans saw fit to give us. Fuck no.
I help support my Partner (and often, my Mom) whenever I can.
People are doing what they can and protecting themselves, just like they did during COVID-19, when Republicans tried to weaponize that against everybody else.
Like, what the fuck did they think we were gonna do??
I'm so tired of this shit.
And there's two things in play now, which we're going to have to be aware of.
#1 The only thing they have to make themselves feel better is to lie about it. Which they are doing with wild abandon. This is not the actions of people who want to save themselves.
#2 (And also see #1, the two things feed off each other) If they cannot get the totalitarian control that they think they want (which they cannot do) and break everything so everybody else in the world (and yes, take that literally) has to lick their boots, These Fucking People crave the Oblivion.
#3 But also, they don't wanna actually die.
I mean that's how it usually ends up when people are allowed to buy into completely bullshit tautologies for decades.
But what the fuck do I know??
Worse, at the end of the day, this is pretty much the best they can actually get to protect them when everybody else isn't buying into their bullshit.
Bunch of far-right marchers from over in England wearing Black Pajamas and ski masks and since half of these guys are about the size of House from Police Academy (no offense to Tab Thacker's excellent character intended) the effect is that I had to do a double take 'cause I thought the shit looked like a seal colony if you just added water and some rocks or something.
The Hork Hork kind of seals, not Special Operations.
Republican Babylon is going to fall. There's a non-zero chance that it takes America...which has also become Babylon because of these shitheads...down with it and we have to start over with something new.
This is a case where the Word gets it wrong though, no one will mourn her, not even a little.
And it will fall, soon.
You either believe in freedom or you don't.
Truth is the only floor we have to stand on to punch back and keep our freedom.
Remember That.
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And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory.
And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.
And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities.
Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double.
How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she said in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow.
Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judges her.And the kings of the earth, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning,
Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come. ~Revelation 18:1-10
Two
- Maximus: You sent for me, Caesar?
- Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
- Maximus: For the glory of the empire, sire.
- Marcus Aurelius: Ah, yes. Ah, yes, I remember. Do you see that map, Maximus? That is the world which I created. For 25 years, I have conquered, spilt blood, expanded the empire. Since I became Caesar, I have known four years without war, four years of peace in twenty. And for what? I brought the sword. Nothing more.
- Maximus: Caesar, your life...
- Marcus Aurelius: Please. Please, don't call me that. Please, come sit. Let us talk together now, very simply, as men. Maximus, talk.
- Maximus: Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. I will not believe that they fought and died for nothing.
- Marcus Aurelius: And what would you believe?
- Maximus: They fought for you and for Rome.
- Marcus Aurelius: And what is Rome, Maximus?
- Maximus: I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.
- Marcus Aurelius: Yet you have never been there. You have not seen what it has become. I am dying, Maximus. When a man sees his end... he wants to know there was some purpose to his life. How will the world speak my name in years to come? Will I be known as the philosopher? The warrior? The tyrant...? Or will I be the emperor who gave Rome back her true self? There was once a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish... it was so fragile. And I fear that it will not survive the winter. Maximus, let us whisper now, together, you and I. You have a son. Tell me about your home.
- Maximus: My house is in the hills above Trujillo. A very simple place. Pink-stones that warm in the sun. A kitchen garden that smells of herbs in the day, jasmine in the evening. Through the gate is a giant poplar. Figs, apples, pears. The soil, Marcus- black. Black like my wife's hair. Grapes on the south slopes, olives on the north. Wild ponies play near my house. They tease my son. He wants to be one of them.
- Marcus Aurelius: Remember the last time you were home?
- Maximus: Two years, 264 days, and this morning.
- Marcus Aurelius: I envy you, Maximus. It's a good home. Worth fighting for. There is one more duty that I ask of you before you go home.
- Maximus: What would you have me do, Caesar?
- Marcus Aurelius: I want you to become the protector of Rome after I die. I will empower you to one end alone: To give power back to the people of Rome, and end the corruption that has crippled it. Will you accept this great honor I have offered you?
- Maximus: With all my heart, no.
- Marcus Aurelius: Maximus, that is why it must be you.
- Maximus: But surely a prefect, a senator, somebody who knows the city, who understands her politics?
- Marcus Aurelius: But you have not been corrupted by her politics.
- Maximus: And Commodus?
- Marcus Aurelius: Commodus is not a moral man. You have known that since you were young. Commodus cannot rule. He must not rule. You are the son that I should have had. Commodus will accept my decision. He knows that you command the loyalty of the army.
- Maximus: I need some time, sire.
- Marcus Aurelius: Yes. By sunset, I hope you will have agreed. Now embrace me as my son, and bring an old man another blanket.
- ~From the film Gladiator.