Bacchanalia In Gilead (The Black Magic Chronicles, One.)

For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. ~Matthew 24:24

Goddamn, what IS it with these fucking people today?!

(Note: The ongoing series will return, but not yet.)

Trump just said nobody has done more for religion than him.

And he basically declared himself as supreme over Jesus right smack on the Christian Broadcasting Network...

(And was not promptly burned at the stake by the Fundamentalists.)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

(Note I've been asking that out loud on a regular basis this whole afternoon, and it's just me and the ferret here.)

When I got home from running my errands for the day (and going for my walk) I saw that in yet another revelation about hand job-gate, the dude Madison Cawthorn was fooling around with, his staffer or whatever...is also his cousin.

Okay; I'll translate this into 1990's Republican for you: Madison Cawthorn is an incestuous homosexual.

Think about that for a second. Think about the unholy political shitstorm that would have unleashed, say 25 years ago. Back in the day, one incident like this could sink a whole damn party in an election year.

Now, in modern terms, I and pretty much every non-Republican in the country could give a damn if Madison Cawthorn is gay. That's his business, but incest is not OK, dude. That shit is creepy as all hell unless you're like, European royalty or something. 

And even they seem to be trying to cut that shit out, it's really not their fault they're all related.

Republicans, on the other hand, seem to be reveling in their perversion like a troop of Baboons in a zoo, with all the males screeching, jacking off and throwing their shit at the people outside the monkey cage. 

Seriously there's something goddamned wrong with these people and I don't know why this isn't being shouted in the streets by angry mobs at this point.

Republicans want to engage in Bacchanalia that would shame a goddamned Roman priest of Dionysus but they want to ban abortion, attack gay and interracial marriage and legislate morality and sexuality for the rest of us and they keep getting caught doing all this fucked up bullshit in public??

Maybe JD Vance does have a valid theory here, that we're in a "Late Republican" period. Well, I'd certainly say the Republicans are in a late Republican period...the Roman Republic maybe. 

Except Trump ain't your Orange Julius Caesar.

What gets me is these fuckers try constantly to claim the mantle of the early Christians but they act in ways that would've gotten them executed for excessive perversion even in ancient Rome.

You could do all that shit that you wanted in private, but doing it in public was dishonorable, and a good way to get beaten to death or strangled by a conspiracy of your peers.

So anyway, Roman Aquila, y'all.

Neither the Black Banner of Jihad nor the Hammer and Sickle quite fit the occasion today. So in honor of the fact that Ben Shapiro is apparently into wearing women's clothing (and that of female relatives, also) here you go.

Seriously, wasn't this the type of shit that drove the Romans to revolt and depose Nero?

And then....this is the type of shit Republicans say:

Fucking Stephen Miller pretty much saying the objective of a sound education should be to turn everybody into as close to being a White Conservative as possible...except that for pretty much close to half of our population that would be impossible and guys like Stephen Miller will never let those people forget it, either.

And don't think These Fucking People, given their way, would ever be generous enough to extend the benefits of Citizenship to those who became Romanized or served 26 years as Auxiliaries in the Legions. The "Own The Libs" bullshit and racist crap requires constant moving of the goalposts to keep somebody on the other side of the line so these fucking people have an enemy, someone to hate.

At least in Rome there was civic pride in manumitting a slave, in an auxiliary gaining citizenship, in serving in the Legions, even in the social networks everyone from Plebians to Senators maintained and the many festivals and offerings to the gods. But that's not how Republicans roll anymore.

No, you can't be "Conservative" enough, or "White" enough. In these fucking people's ideal world, for most, "America" is forever to be out of reach. Not an ideal to aspire to, but a mirage for the fortunate few to tease the masses with.

What Miller is advocating is essentially Russification, be forced to speak the dominant language, practice the dominant culture...and you still have no rights that the State is bound to respect and will probably eventually get shot anyway. And don't think if Putin wins in Europe and Russian fleets show up off our shores...or if Putin loses but Republicans break off a piece of America for their own shitty little Soviet satellite...that Miller won't advocate for exactly the fuck that; Russification.

Seriously, dude's not even Anglo his own damn self. Ethnically, he's Jewish. There'd be nothing wrong with that if he'd act like a normal goddamn person. Even the most right-wing conservative Jews that actually practice their own culture or religion don't talk like this. I'm 100% serious.

And I'm assuming, if you have the nerve to love your own country or you or your kid do normal stuff like draw hearts in your flag's colors...Stephen Miller and those like him will accuse you of Black Magic just like the Russians are accusing the Ukrainians of.

And then Republicans do shit like this, and we're all supposed to be okay with this? Apparently there's a second video of Madison Cawthorn and his male cousin from the previous video actually having sex.

Seriously, today can just quit already, goddamn.

We The People need to stop putting up with these motherfuckers. And by "Stop putting up with these motherfuckers" I mean the whole bit, people in the streets, tar and feathers, and putting some of them up against a garden wall. It'll be like a Christmas Party in Bucharest back in 1989, yo. Maybe they'll sing the Internationale before they die, like old Nicolae did? 

It might please their bro, Putin, burnish their post-mortem credentials as New-New Soviet Men?

Seriously, people, when the hell is enough going to be enough? These fucking people rut like goddamned horny bonobos on ecstasy with anything and everything that's got a damn hole for them to stick their cocks in...up to and including their own relatives and various underage girls...and they have the balls to pretend they're pious Christians and try to shame women for demanding the right to have control over their own bodies and medical decisions? 

Fucking really??

I'm serious, just voting these people out will not get the message across. Or as we used to say when I was a young man "Somebody need they ass whupped."

And if Republican voters were...or ever had been...the people they say they are...they'd be the ones leading the charge with pitchforks and torches and passing out rifles and ammunition in the back.

But no...they're busy, they're accusing Ketanji Brown Jackson of being the SCOTUS leaker and she hasn't even been seated yet and wouldn't have access to any of the material.

And they're supporting the fucking Russians, who are right now talking about putting Ukrainians in reeducation camps and sterilizing them. And there's a very creepy Ukrainian-intercepted audio track of a Russian soldier talking with his mother about torturing Ukrainian prisoners of war to death.

There need to be consequences on a national level for that bullshit.

If that doesn't tell you we need to stop these fucking people now, politically, before it ever gets to the level of violence here I don't know what will. 

The Ukrainians are for the most part holding the line. But don't think these fucking Republicans wouldn't try to join them in this new "Conservative" way of war against the innocent and undeserving and those who are simply trying to defend themselves.

And trust me, then we're going to have to be ready for the next thing.

Because if you don't think These Fucking People would break off a piece f America and send hordes of uneducated, ill-trained conscripts with decades-old rifles, spoiled food and no working equipment up against a modern army of trained soldiers with advanced technology and modern weapons, fighting to defend democracy and freedom, you have another thing coming.

It's shitty as hell, but the Russians have made some gains that way. And they're likely to keep some of what they've taken. 

And in a world where the cruelty is the goddamned point don't think Republicans aren't watching this and won't try it eventually. Imagine the early part of the Iraq War, as commanded by Erik Prince and led by Donald Trump...Abu Ghraib, Fallujah and billions in whatever currency at a time just disappearing...War for ideology and profit, led by These Fucking People who think they're the Second Coming of Caligula but they trying to front like they the First Crusade. Onward Christian Soldiers, yo.

Seriously, fuck these motherfuckers.

Слава Україна!

We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you. Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them. ~Hunter S. Thompson

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