Tales Of The Uniparty I (American Revelation XVI, Eleven.)

Behold, I have told you before.

Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

For wheresoever the carcass is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and puts forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:

So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

~Matthew 24:25-34

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"The fight is here; I need ammunition, not a ride."

~Volodymyr Zelenskyy, allegedly 25 February 2022, Associated Press

I saw this earlier this morning.

MTG trying to introduce a Motion To Vacate, vs. Speaker Mike Johnson. House Democrats have already signaled that they're going to back him, and Large Marge be mad about it.

Let me explain something to you, bitch: Yeah, you're right. There absolutely is a "Uniparty." 

Everybody really is out to get you; That is, almost everybody on both sides of the line hates your (and every other member of the "Freedom" Caucus's) guts.

It's Democracy vs. MAGA, period.

Not that it's America these fucking people even want. They want pre-Enlightenment if not pre-Reformation Europe, Lords in their Castles and Ignorant Peasants.

They want the King to be King and everybody else to have to suck his dick, and they figure they'll suck better and get more of what they want, and the rest of us will get nothing but shit. You know, exactly the type of "Government" that was prevalent at the time of our Revolution and that America was founded to oppose.

And nobody but you fuckers and the old people with landline phones that pollsters keep calling really likes your Orange Jesus, either.

There's a certain kind of White Man with various "Adequacy" issues that just loves Trump, old people whose brains stopped working in 1975, too, and various racists love the man.

Most people, don't.

It's all bullshit, just like this big stink that corporate media is making about campus protests, trying to basically keep everybody else from talking about anything else because Trump is losing his ass in court, he looks like shit, he's not even campaigning, and the motherfucker can't even stay awake.

It's the greedy corporations, the idiot MAGA's, the media, misogynists who want to abuse women, old racist shitheads and rich motherfuckers that want this dude. 

Oh yeah, there's a small percentage of doctrinaire fascists and people who jerk off to the idea of genuflecting before a king...but it's funny how those motherfuckers never move somewhere like Russia or Saudi Arabia where people have to live like that, isn't it?? Mostly Trump is backed by people who want to do what they want including beating up on immigrants and their fellow citizens for no fucking reason, and they want to steal America from all the rest of us while he's taking naps all damn day and farting.

And they want to kill other Americans.

They want to shatter this country into a million pieces so they can each have their own scummy little fiefdoms where only people "like them" get to have money and take showers and shit like that.

This goes that far, I guarantee you it'll be the "Liberals" who put a civilization back together faster, and get help from the rest of the world to do it, and you fuckers lose anyway.

It's not so much about beliefs or political ideology as it's about these fucking people's endless goddamn narcissism and nihilism.

America has been pretty good to a lot of these fucking people, and they haven't had to do much for it, and they still want more.

You wanna hand America over to people like that??

You're fucking stupid.

You either believe in freedom or you don't.

It's really that simple.

So get after it.

No more excuses.

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Ten

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. [...] I look at war a little bit differently. To me, war is a lot of prick-waving! OK? Simple thing. That's all it is. War is a whole lot of men standing out on a field waving their pricks at one another. Men are insecure about the size of their dicks, and so they have to kill one another over the idea. That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent, macho, male posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about. It's called "dick fear!" Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another, to feel better about themselves, and since war is the ultimate competition, basically, men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem! You don't have to be a history major or a political scientist to see the bigger-dick foreign policy theory. It sounds like this: "What, they have bigger dicks? Bomb them!" And of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. It's a subconscious need to project the penis into other people's affairs. It's called "fucking with people!" ~George Carlin.