Joe: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.Attorney General: "So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.Joe: Yes.Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.Attorney General: It's got electrolytes.Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?Joe: Okay, look. You want to solve this problem. I want to get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.~From the film Idiocracy....
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:) To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. ~Luke 2:1-14

I keep seeing shit like this.
Basically, statistically half of America is functionally illiterate. TLDR, I guess?
Please, stop and think about that for a second.
This is a nation where a large plurality of the population loudly claims to be Christian, Christianity is a vastly philosophically complex religion rooted in Greek and Middle Eastern thought. And half of our fucking people can't read, yo. Stop and think about that this Christmas, too. How do you even know what to Believe if you can't read the Lord's Word, let alone understand the concepts therein, seriously??
And then of course, FIFA (which has no business doing anything of the sort) gave Trump some kind of bullshit "Peace Prize." Our functionally-illiterate President, ladies and gentlemen, getting his narcissism sucked off by the largest sporting org on the planet.
It's Got Electrolytes...
I'm just sayin' it's not quite Idiocracy yet but you can see it from here.
You know, I'm old enough to remember when bullying, racism and stupidity were considered bad things and drew social condemnation from a majority of people.
I'm honestly very tired of bigotry of all kinds, blind faith in general and willful ignorance in particular.
But you know what I'm even more tired of? People making excuses for that shit. Worse, people trying to profit from that shit.
The day's going to come pretty soon when a lot of people get to see with their own eyes that a Black soldier can stop a bullet just as good as a White one, and that an immigrant doctor can keep them alive just as well as a native born one can, and that (yet again) we won't have a choice but to see that women can do almost all the same shit that men can do, while dealing with more bullshit from everybody just to get the job done.
And out there in real life, in the way that the Global Other Half has to live, inattention, laziness and willful stupidity gets people killed.
I've been trying to warn people for years that if the Right gets their wish and sparks off a Civil War, they're probably gonna lose because they're stupid, but one hell of a lot of America is gonna have to get over itself and its own bullshit just to fight and survive properly.
Maybe even just to survive, like at all.
The people who are doing this don't give a shit if you're conservative. In fact they're more likely to prey on you because they think all they have to do is convince you that you're "Owning The Libs" by
willingly being their bitch, their prey, or whatever.
Nobody, and I mean nobody has more contempt for "Conservative" White Folks than the Billionaires and Trump.
And the thing that scares me is there's millions of people who'd rather die than give up their bigotry, their bullshit, or their worship of wealth...even though they will never actually get anything for any of it.
I get it, relative status is a hell of a drug. But at the same time, one hell of a lot of these fucking people are cruising for that amounting to "Zero" as well.
Because people like Donald Trump and Elon Musk and Peter Theil can never have enough of anything, and they're pretty much cannibalizing this country.
And half of America can't even read the room.
We're going to collapse like the Soviet Union did unless
We, the People, get it together
real quick.
Even if we don't, even if the fucking far-left got what they wanted and America became a Socialist country or some shit...at this point we'd be far more likely the depleted post-WWII UK than something like modern Denmark or Norway or even today's United Kingdom.
And the thing is, that's what These Fucking People want because honestly, Republicans seem to derive some kind of validation for their shitty worldview when everything is terrible.
And they're just fine with billionaires shoveling whole tiers of our standards of living into their pockets.
As long as Donald Trump or somebody like him gets to pretend to rule over ashes and ruins and cabinets full of skulls and they can be strung along with the fantasy of having their boot on somebody else's throat before they die.
I'm just sayin' when I was a kid you didn't even have to
read all that well to
learn this shit, I grew up with movies like
Raiders Of The Lost Ark where the Nazis were
clearly the bad guys, I rented the movie
The Killing Fields at the local corner video rental place one night just cuz I was curious, I've probably seen
Red Dawn (the original, that is) way more times than any one person
needed to.
Now?
We all have access to all the knowledge of Humanity and all we have to do is apply ourselves for like ten seconds and know part of a phrase or a word to search for.
I'm honestly starting to wonder if people were more knowledgeable in 1985, certainly they were held to higher standards.
You either believe in freedom or you don't.
But you have to know a thing or two to understand what freedom is much less appreciate it.
What good is being a consumerist simpleton if you can't even read the label to know what you're buying?
And what the fuck else are you missing? This for the people who constantly act as if they know the rest of the world is holding out on them.
Get a grip, people.
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The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angkar are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive. ~Dith Pran, The Killing Fields
If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to. This is the last stand on Earth. And this idea that government is beholden to the people, that it has no other source of power except to sovereign people, is still the newest and most unique idea in all the long history of man's relation to man. This is the issue of this election. Whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether we abandon the American revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far-distant capital can plan our lives for us better than we can plan them ourselves. ~Ronald Reagan
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