Atlas Wanked (Left Behind Is A Lie II, Five.)

Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked. Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach military age. Then they think you're just fine. Just what they've been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life... pro-life... These people aren't pro-life, they're killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they'll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They're not pro-life. You know what they are? They're anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women. They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state. ~George Carlin

I saw this the other day, not long after I first heard about the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg dustup. 

Seriously all these dudes think about in life is their dicks.

And they collectively think with their dicks, too.

(Which is exactly why somebody like Andrew Tate gets done in by something as pedestrian as a pizza box. Also Jerry's Pizza smart enough to lean into it and take advantage of the free advertising.)

Do they really think they can get somebody to abandon long-held views that are the basis of their life in exchange for an orgasm?? (If anything, in my experience it's more often the dude who changes his ways.) 

I mean, seriously, do these idiots really think somebody like Greta Thunberg would have sex with them in the first place?? Yes, yes, I suppose it goes without saying that, yes, these guys really are that stupid.

It's shit like this that's why the modern Right has gone from venerating Donald Trump as a god, to worshiping Vladimir Putin, on down to bowing before Elon Musk and now on to stanning for some mutant combination of Andrew Tate and George Santos. These fucking people, fundamentally, think abusing women (and other people, more generally) cheating and lying and stealing are the way of the world. Seriously these people think Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged is a template for an ideal world.

I guarantee you the only thing a whole bunch of these motherfuckers have to say about the revelations that Donald Trump is/was a massive tax cheat is that they think he's smart.

At the end of the day, These Fucking People don't really want to live in a society and damned near everything is or was a lie.

For these motherfuckers it's more like Atlas Wanked.

Can't help but notice, either, that all the Andrew Tate stans came out the woodwork when the whole Small Dick Energy thing started. And they got worse after he got popped for *Checks Notes* Human Trafficking and rape.

Again, these kind of dudes (and they're all the same kind of dudes) don't really think abuse of women is a crime, so much as that it's some kind of reward for power and wealth. Probably not a good idea to set things up so men like that have "Self Satisfaction as the moral purpose of his life" as their only guiding star, eh?

And they don't do things like demean diversity, pluralism and liberal democracy because they like the way that action movie actors or Chinese military uniforms look. 

They want a world of uniformed sameness (except for them, of course) where they don't have to see pictures of public figures or what our Vice President or actual members of our military are really like because that's what it takes for these small-dicked motherfuckers to feel like men.

They want a world where they don't have to think about anything and can live their debauched lives without reflection or shame. 

It's 2022, It'll be 2023 tomorrow. Our military has always looked like that. My best friend in the Air Force was an African American convert to Islam. My girlfriend at the time was Chinese Mexican and from California. America has always been diverse. The fact that it's no longer curated to look appealing to small-dicked white-bread motherfuckers isn't my problem. I saw Bill Clinton speak once, when I was in uniform. Had Smart Phones been a thing at the time you bet there'd have been a hell of a lot of conservative Airmen lined up for a Selfie with old Slick Willie, that's just what people do.

And it's funny how the people whose idea of a good time is human trafficking, misogyny and talking stupid on the internet...and whose idea of God is Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin/Andrew Tate...will turn around and begrudge other people such human impulses as go in a positive direction pretty much 100% of the time. All the God-talk and the Left Behind crap was a lie, but I suppose their idea that the End Times looks like a world steeped in liberal values might be accurate.

It'd be the only thing they got right. Might be the only time they told the truth too.

It's the goddamned New Year, y'all. You ain't gotta be like that.

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Well the government bugged the men's room
In the local disco lounge
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
To keep the boys from sellin'
All the weapons they could scrounge
And all she wants to do is dance
Yeah, but that don't keep the boys from makin' a buck or two
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
The still can sell the army
All the drugs that they can do
And all she wants to do is
All she wants to do is dance
And make romance. 

Well we barely make the airport
For the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, "don't come back here Yankee"
But if I ever do
I'll bring more money
'Cause all she wants to do is dance
And make romance
Never mind the heat
Comin' off the street
She wants to party
She wants to get down
All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is dance
And make romance
All she wants to do is dance.

~Don Henley, All She Wants To Do Is Dance