The Republican Blasphemies (On Stupidity, Volume One, Part Two.)

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. I look at war a little bit differently. To me, war is a lot of prick-waving! OK? Simple thing. That's all it is. War is a whole lot of men standing out on a field waving their pricks at one another. Men are insecure about the size of their dicks, and so they have to kill one another over the idea. That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent, macho, male posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about. It's called "dick fear!" Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another, to feel better about themselves, and since war is the ultimate competition, basically, men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem! You don't have to be a history major or a political scientist to see the bigger-dick foreign policy theory. It sounds like this: "What, they have bigger dicks? Bomb them!" And of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. It's a subconscious need to project the penis into other people's affairs. It's called "fucking with people!" ~George Carlin.

I saw this last night. Evidently, the Russians deliberately targeted Chef Jose Andreas and his World Central Kitchen outfit yesterday. Sorry, Comrades, but I don't see him backing down. That dude will be cooking in body armor and a Kevlar helmet before that happens.

Not long after that, I saw that Malcolm Nance, a Navy retiree and national security commentator, has gone over to Ukraine to fight. Good for him, although I really hope he makes it through okay. I like Malcolm, I became familiar with him because he used to be on Roland Martin's news show a lot.

 Note to "Conservatives" and Republicans: This is what real heroism looks like. These people in their courageous efforts, show just exactly how puerile and selfish and stupid the whole modern Republican "Own The Libs" ethos even is. 

They're not going over there to prove some stupid ideological point, these guys are literally feeding hungry people and fighting to make the world safe for democracy again. 

And given that Russia is rapidly regressing into "Neo-Soviet Dystopia" that's a fight that needs to be fought. 

I have a feeling there's going to be more people in more countries that will need to be fed before it's over, too.

And before it's over, that fight will be fought here in the United States, too.

You think I'm kidding? Here's one of these Republican "Election audit" nuts calling Donald Trump a "Messiah." If you don't think these goddamned lunatics would strap bombs to themselves for Donald Trump, or for Ron DeSantis or whoever the shitty Republican demagogue-of-the-moment is, you're not paying attention.

Republicans have descended into outright cultism and blasphemy on a level that should be setting off alarms for any observant Christian (or Jew or Muslim, for that matter) and should be making everybody else nervous, too.

There's a segment of the Republican Party that's been awaiting the rise of some kind of fascist "Messiah" since Barry Goldwater and Richard Nixon ran for office. 

Those fucking people are running the Republican Party now. And we're damned lucky that the closest thing they got was Donald Trump and that their preferred current choice isn't an American. But that won't stop These Fucking People from wanting Vladimir Putin to be their ruler. 

Burning down America is the goddamned point.

And no part of the American experiment or previous claimed Republican values.

Ron DeSantis is continuing to pick his fight with Disney, because Disney is against his "Don't Say Gay" Bill, and did so because that's what their employees, many of whom are LGBT wanted. Personally, I think that's why Republicans are so angry about it. They detest democracy and people-driven actions in all their forms.

Obviously this offends Republicans, but for some reason this is a hill that the Republican Party has decided it wants to die on. The Mouse is ruthless and has more money than they do. I think the whole thing is stupid, personally. 

But the stupidity masks the sinister intent somewhat, because what this actually is, is it's turning into is an eliminationist pogrom against All That Is Not Republican.

How that's going to work when Vlad's Neo-Commies get around to them finally? Well, I think we all know how that's going to work out. These ass clowns wouldn't even fight, hell, they'd join that shit and fly the damn Hammer And Sickle from the White House, leaving the rest of us to fight to take it back.

And this same fucking fool thinks he's going to punish Twitter...which is based in New York City...for the Board not allowing Elon Musk to purchase the company? Now, seriously, what the fuck ever happened to Capitalism? Or to Freedom? 

If Disney wants to be for or against this or that, or the Board of Twitter doesn't want to sell the company to any old yahoo that comes along, isn't that on them??

It's Capitalism and Freedom and...on a more basic level...self-determination in all its forms that the Republicans are against. 

And these fucking fascists are deeply, insanely perverse and steeped in sexual anxieties and debasement. Mostly these guys are afraid that somebody will find out about the time they fucked a goat as part of some debased Fraternity stunt or some shit. But in the era of Trump, I'm sure that goat-raping to "Own The Libs" would be a thing in a matter of hours.

The whole Puritanical thing is a come-on, a lie, a scam put forth by the same fucking people who shelter too many pedophiles in their own ranks, know it, and have the audacity to accuse other people of the same shit. 

God damned well knows what the fuck Ted is even on about, but seriously normal people do not think up this shit. I've been watching Disney stuff my whole life, and the idea of "Mickey and Pluto going at it" is perverse and ridiculous to the point where it's not fit to be laughed at...but it's the first thing out of Ted Cruz's mouth. 

Again, these fucking people are debased cowardly fascists, perverts, and traitors and everything they've ever claimed publicly as a part of their platform has been shown to be a lie in recent years. The problem is that now that the mask has fallen off...there's still one hell of a lot of people who are just fine with all that shit, so long as these contrarian overgrown racist children think it'll make somebody else angry. 

There's a goddamned reason that these motherfuckers gravitate to the Confederate Flag, the Hammer And Sickle, and the Swastika. They hate America, its diversity and freedom and foundation in democracy and working toward a better future for everybody. So naturally, they love the symbols of America's enemies...the more vicious, the more fiercely they cling to it. 

I'm honestly surprised these sons of bitches haven't proudly flown the Black Banner of Jihad or the White flags of the Taliban. 

I've yet to see a Red Banner or a "Z" flag here, but I'm sure it's going to happen eventually.

And the worst thing about it is, Republicans admire that Putin has, in a matter of just a couple months, turned Russia into a dystopian neo-Soviet hellhole. A place where holding up a blank piece of paper on the damn street...or even protesting in favor of the Army or the government...can get you arrested. 

It's the Second Coming Of Joseph Stalin in all but name.

And Republicans want that shit here.

You can't reason with that kind of shit, you can only punch it right in the mouth. Become very aware of that statement, liberals. That's what this shit is going to take.

The Red Army is rehearsing for its "Victory Day" parade on May 9th already, I guess...and it will feature MiG-29's flying in a "Z" formation and troops marching with the Hammer And Sickle. To a certain extent it's like 1989-1991 just didn't even happen, or something. 

I find that enormously creepy. 

It's like we've all been shoved into a giant time machine back to the 1980's in some weird Harry Turtledove alternate history where Republicans were Commie sell-outs who regard George Orwell's 1984 as a training manual, and the only thing keeping it from working completely is one little country that somehow sees it all, that won't give up, won't stop fighting, and thus far asks only our support in fighting this fight. Thankfully such support is mostly being given.

But the day's going to come when the fight's going to be here, and indeed in every country. The time will come when we can't outsource the fight for freedom to the Ukrainians anymore.

The day will come, when it'll come to a fight.

And these rich Republican fuckers like DeSantis, and Trump and their Commie allies like Putin will do anything, push whatever Unga Bunga conspiracy theory stupidity or tell whatever lies they have to, in order to keep people from having that realization let alone standing up and doing it.

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For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. ~Matthew 24:27

These fuckers are literally begging for, demanding...if not asserting that they already have...a false Messiah to follow...a literal Biblical Antichrist. The false Christs that Jesus warned us about are the people these fucking people want to follow.

And most of them know what the Word says as well as I do!!

Fucking Republicans want that shit, no matter how fucking blasphemous it is. They don't care if they go to hell. They just want Earthly power that fucking bad.

If that doesn't tell you that everything these assholes have said since 2008...if not 1992 or even 1964...was all crap, I don't know what will.

Elections have consequences. 

Why do you think these idiots would rather people be thinking about erections?

In a world full of people like Ron DeSantis and Ted Cruz, be a Jose Andreas or a Malcolm Nance.

Part One

Now, to balance the scale, I'd like to talk about some things that bring us together, things that point out our similarities instead of our differences. 'Cause that's all you ever hear about in this country. It's our differences. That's all the media and the politicians are ever talking about—the things that separate us, things that make us different from one another. That's the way the ruling class operates in any society. They try to divide the rest of the people. They keep the lower and the middle classes fighting with each other so that they, the rich, can run off with all the fucking money! Fairly simple thing. Happens to work. You know? Anything different—that's what they're gonna talk about—race, religion, ethnic and national background, jobs, income, education, social status, sexuality, anything they can do to keep us fighting with each other, so that they can keep going to the bank! You know how I define the economic and social classes in this country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep 'em showing up at those jobs. ~George Carlin.