Thursday, July 6, 2023

On The Dark And Rolling Sea (American Revelation XIII, Marjorie Taylor Greene Edition.)

Oh you set your course for the furthest shores

And you never once looked back
And the flag you flew was a pirate cross
On a field of velvet black
And those landsmen who you but lately knew
Were left stranded on the lea
Don't call on them when the storm clouds rise
On the dark and the rolling sea

Oh I have no need of a chart or creed
You told your waiting crew
For the winds of chance, they will bear us straight
And you spoke as though you knew
So you paid no mind to the warning signs
As you gave your words so free
Don't change your tack when the timbers crack
On the dark and the rolling sea

Now the thunder rails in the great mainsails
And the stars desert the skies
And the rigging strains as the hands of rain
Reach down to wash your eyes
And your oarsmen stands with his knife in hand
And his eyes spell mutiny
Don't call my name when your ship goes down
On the dark and the rolling sea.
~Al Stewart,
On the dark and rolling sea.

I just saw this.

Apparently Marjorie Taylor Greene has been purged from the Freedom Caucus.

L...and I can't stress this enough...OL.

Fuck you, bitch.

I have absolutely no sympathy whatever.

Marge has led the charge to be literally the most obnoxious possible Republican since she was elected to Congress. I remember when Marge got a visit from the Guam Army National Guard because she said she didn't think Guam was part of the USA.

I mean, seriously, about the only thing she's known for is saying freakish, ignorant and offensive shit.

And it wasn't good enough.

That's saying something in the freak-circus that's what's become of the Republican Party!

I mean, how the shit did Republicans get from Ronald Reagan or even Mitt Romney to...this?

And then...this...gets kicked out?

Marge, I hate to break it to you (Okay, not really, but I guess you have to say that?) But the other Republicans never gave a shit about you.

All the Antivax shit and COVID-19 denial, all the nativist, racist, straight up Forsyth County, GA Southern-Friend horseshit, all the religious crap, all the sucking up to Trump and Putin and all the allusions (many provided by Marge herself) that given the chance, the sucking would not be the least bit metaphorical, not to mention all the hating on Ukraine, got you...

*Checks Notes*

...Shitcanned from the Freedom Caucus?

LO-Motherfucking-L.

I remember when Marjorie Taylor Greene said "COVID-19 is a bio-weapon because God would never create a fatal illness that harms people.

Really?
Who created all the fatal illnesses we already had?

The Old Testament is full of stories of God destroying entire nations, harming people and sending plagues, and based on forced compliance, Obey me, or I burn your city, strike your firstborn dead and curse your descendants for a thousand generations. For fuck's sake it is the entire basis of the paradigm as outlined in the text! 

This was a system that got so out of hand God himself sent His Son to Earth to sacrifice himself in horrible fashion in order to fix it! 

I wrote about this bullshit when she said it!

Don't these fucking people know how to read warning labels?

And this shit wasn't enough for the...Freedom Caucus??

Where, mind you, all you ever did was try and stake out a reputation for being the one fuckin' person in the room that was dumber than Louie fuckin' Gohmert.

And that's a tough row to hoe, but Marge managed it!

I really hope you got something to fall back on, or maybe you can go back to harassing Muslims ladies who are simply trying to leave the Library, or otherwise acting like a jackass on YouTube...because your ass sure ain't going to get a real job. Not with that reputation, anyway.

I'm going to guess the Freedom Caucus ejection probably means if your ass doesn't manage to stay in Congress, all the Right-Wing-Welfare "Think Tank" bullshit is probably not in your future? 

Maybe you could use the extra time you'll have to figure out what Freedom really means, and step up and fight for it? There was a time when such was not mutually exclusive of being a conservative or a Republican.

But somehow, I doubt it.

Marge never had that much class before.

Слава Україна!

Through me the way to the suffering city;
Through me the everlasting pain;
Through me the way that runs among the Lost.
Justice urged on my exalted Creator:
Divine Power made me,
The Supreme Wisdom and the Primal Love.
Nothing was made before me but eternal things
And I endure eternally.
Abandon all hope - You Who Enter Here. ~Sign posted above the gates of Hell, Dante's Inferno.

...

Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.

And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.
They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them:
But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.
While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.
And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.
Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.
And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out.
But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go Ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves.
And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.
Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us.
But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not.
Watch therefore, for Ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh. 

~Matthew 25:1-13

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