A couple days ago, Madison Cawthorn said that the British would not have surrendered at Yorktown if George Washington had been wearing a mask.
Excuse me?
First of all, George Washington took steps to expose troops under controlled conditions to diseases like Malaria and Smallpox in order to immunize them and prevent disease outbreaks among his soldiers.
Second, as regards Yorktown in particular, General Charles Cornwallis and his army of British regulars and German Hessians knew they were fucked. They were caught between American and French land forces and the French Navy at sea, they had endured daily bombardments for over three weeks and made several failed attempts to break the siege or spike American and French guns (partially successful, but the guns were repaired each time) and they'd lost their outer defensive works. The British had even tried to evacuate, getting only a few hundred soldiers out before the weather bottled their ships up in harbor and their remaining ships were destroyed. Legend has it that a cannonball from the final volley of artillery fire smashed through Cornwallis's dinner table.
There effectively was no room for any funny stuff by that point, and in fact, as a final slight to Washington, Cornwallis himself did not attend the surrender ceremony, instead delegating that duty to his executive officer, Brigadier Charles O'Hara. George Washington in fact refused to accept his surrender and forced O'Hara to surrender to his own second in command, Benjamin Lincoln. Yorktown was the last major action of the Revolutionary War
All that was just off the top of my head, see, I had to slog through learning this history in elementary and middle school...because I went to Christian schools and at the time. Christians were obsessed with pre-modern American history, from Columbus to the signing of the Constitution, but with particular emphasis in the Lutheran school (in California, mind you) on the Pilgrims and various English explorers and (incidentally) pirates...because a fair number of pirates, particularly those of New Providence in the Caribbean (today part of Colombia) were Puritans, and in fact were a branch-off of the American Puritans, which included the Pilgrims and shit.
That summer, when a bunch of us went to a Christian camp up in the mountains we all had great fun singing "Yo ho ho it's a Pirate's life for me" because of that.
The next year, we moved and I switched schools to the same Catholic school a couple of my Mexican friends went to, I got a huge dose of the history of the Conquistadors and the Missions in California and, incidentally, Native American history as well, not only the history of the Mission Indians but also because that school had a fair number of Native students...mainly military dependents who had one or both parents stationed at either MCAS El Toro or MCAS Tustin.
For fuck's sake, I can still quote from Johnathan Edwards "Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God" from memory, Colonial American history is like catnip to conservative Christians, I'm serious.
So it's really no wonder, especially considering the political situation in the UK right now, that yahoos like Madison Cawthorn are effectively saying they want to give it all back, with the accrued interest of 245 years of American expansion.
That might conflict with his oath to the Constitution, though.
And since they couldn't find some way to get most of us to go along with their selling America out to a foreign power (though it was mainly the Russians, in real terms) Republicans tried to get Americans to ignore COVID-19 and hope it would go away...and all the evidence points to them doing this because they wanted even more people to die than actually did.
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