Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Witch Doctor (The Great Sorting, Two.)

Brothers and sisters, please quiet down. Thank you.
We come here time after time and we talk about the same old same old.
Hey, quiet down.
- We talk about Jesus. - That's right.
Jesus said and Jesus wept.
Jesus heard and Jesus walked over.
I don't wanna talk about Jesus.
Cos as the big man teaches us, there's two sides to every story.
Not one but two. A story is not one-sided.
A story has duality. There's two sides to every story.
Which brings to mind the phrase "necessary evil".
I know many of you hear that phrase and say,
"That don't even make no sense to me.
"Can't be no such thing as necessary - how's evil necessary?
"That don't match. That's plaids and stripes, evil and necessary."
You see, because without bad, there is no good.
Without light, there is no dark, you need both these things.
You hear what I'm saying?
If every day is a sunny day, well, then, what's a sunny day?
Well, the bottom line, what I'm trying to tell you tonight,
is that evil...evil... is necessary.
Evil is necessary, thereby, if it's necessary, evil...
- Evil... -must be good.
Evil is good.
That's what I think. Evil must be good, must be good.
- Let me hear y'all say it... - Evil is good. 

Evil is good. Take Brother Brown, one of our strongest deacons, pillar of stability.
Brother Brown was on Bushwick Avenue last night with a two-dollar ho.
When you tell your wife, "I'm going to see Mama,"
then you go get you a two-dollar ho, that's evil.
But Brother Brown had a good time with that two-dollar ho.
You can push a two-dollar ho and she don't have no limits!
Evil and good walk hand in hand.
- Evil is as evil does.
I know many of y'all may be saying, "How can he say ass is good?"
How y'all think y'all got here?
Ass is good! Evil's good and ass is good.
And if you get you a piece of evil ass...Woo!
~Maximilian The Vampire (As Preacher Paulie) from A Vampire In Brooklyn.
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For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind. ~2 Timothy 1:7
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When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything. ~Umberto Eco

I saw this earlier.

Erika Kirk sharing another weirdly handsy hug, this time with former FOX News personality Megyn Kelly, just about like the one with JD Vance.

Look, I don't give a damn about whatever Erika Kirk's sexuality might happen to be (or not) but isn't she supposed to be a grieving widow with young children at home??

This after she tried to claim that wearing "Christian" jewelry makes one bulletproof.

Also, maybe it's just me and I live in America, but that's obvious horseshit. Nobody's bulletproof. More to the point where you do hear about this kind of stuff being pitched is mostly places in Africa that are in constant states of civil war and Witch Doctors and shit convince people of this kind of crap. It never works, but they do.

Usually it fails spectacularly and then the Witch Doctor gets beaten to death or shot, the exception of course being when nobody he convinced of that comes back 'cause they're all dead.

Why Americans would want to participate in that kind of Unga Bunga bullshit, I'll never understand. I suspect most of these idiots just think it's funny, or something.

But not the people at the top pushing this crap.

Let me explain something to you about Christian Nationalism and cult-like churches more generally.

As long as some "elite" or other is being useful or perceived to be being useful, there's basically no rules. My ex-wife (who was such because she was friends with all the "right" people) caught this kind of break all the time (and of course I wasn't part of her weird Pentecostal church so I didn't give a shit.)

And I'm here to tell you I heard those people say some pretty Witch Doctor-like shit over the years. There are some people even in this country for whom the Enlightenment never happened and who believe far more fervently in Magic than they do in Jesus Christ.

Honestly, mostly they're just stupid, if not actively and maliciously willfully ignorant.

Also, when they're done with you or you go off-script one too many times or whatever, they will just flat out cast you aside like you were never even there in the first place.

It's literally anything to get Power and no, they don't care who they fuck over or ever seem to think there will be any consequences in this life or the next.

As Marjorie Taylor Greene is now finding out. I'd like to say I feel bad for her but that mostly depends on what she does now.

And personally, I think Erika Kirk will get thrown overboard, too. That's what she's going all-out being the "cool girl" to try and prevent. Her late husband's followers aren't typically the type to follow a woman.

Don't worry about her, though, she'll land on her feet and come up with some other grift. People like that always do.

Just like how my ex-wife has hardly ever lacked for anything despite barely ever working.

Nobody acts more like Evil Is Good, like it's all crap, like there's no God and no Hell for Him to send them to, than the Evangelical, Fundamentalist and Pentecostal Right-wing Christians do.

They just hope you won't notice.

And for a long time These Fucking People got away with it because they built a parallel culture that most other Christians, let alone non-Christian religious or secular folks never saw, or if they did they just laughed off the hicks and their stupid bullshit...which is not an entirely invalid response but at the same time, when the bullshit has the potential to be as deadly serious as some naked drug-addled Liberian gunman in Charles Taylor's army coming at you while ranting about being invulnerable to your bullets...it's not really so funny anymore, is it?? 

And that really is the kind of world These Fucking People want to live in. I'm sorry, but that's the truth.

Lest you doubt me, Charles Taylor, the Liberian Dictator, loudly claimed to be a Christian (A Baptist, in fact) despite all his atrocities, and worked with American televangelists like Pat Robertson (mostly on an illegal Blood Diamonds mining scheme, at that.)

When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats:
And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
For I hungered, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungered, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
For I hungered, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.
Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungered, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me. 

~Matthew 25:31-45

These fucking people don't give a damn about Jesus or anything He taught, they're fine with being a blood cult (or a sex cult, for that matter) or with worshiping Demons if that's what gives them Power...because they're afraid of everything and they think that if they accrue guns and political Power to themselves, they'll be safe.

None of this works that way.

But they don't care if their zero-sum selfishness and all the negative ways they try to get that power actually kill them.

Their whole point is literally Anything but "Love Thy Neighbor."

Their whole thing is literally ANYTHING but the Truth.

They want to believe whatever ear-tickling lie happens to be right in front of them.

And they want to be controlled and dominated for various twisted reasons.

But here's the thing, Truth is the only thing that gives most people a floor to stand on to push back against Power.

And that's why These Fucking People like all this crazy shit, they wanna beat down the Truth.

No, they don't care who dies, even if it's them.

And this Great Sorting we're in, functionally, will separate out who's OK with that shit and who isn't, and who wants to live in a dark nasty world and who doesn't.

You either believe in freedom or you don't.

And either you're willing to fight for it, or you're not.

It's going to come down to a fight if we want to stop this garbage.

Слава Україна!

Yuri Orlov: [At Andrei's presidential compound showing the Liberian president a silver revolver pistol] The Glock is interesting. It is made of a polymer composite. Many of my clients feel that they can go through airport security without seeing a lot of bells and whistles. Personally, I do not recommend that. [Andrei chuckles glancing over at a guard flirting with a female stafferOn the other hand, if you are looking for traditional wheel gun, there is no substitute for six inches of muzzle energy of 357 mag I mean, of course, it will never jam. [Andrei shoots the guard flirting with the female staffer] WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Andrei Baptiste Sr.: [Aims gun at YuriWHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Yuri Orlov: Now, you gonna have to buy it! IT IS A USED GUN! How can I sell a used gun? [Takes pistol from Andrei with his son and bodyguards all aiming rifles at an entirely still business-focused Yuri]

Andrei Baptiste Sr.: A "used gun"? A "used gun"?! [ChucklesThat's a good one. You know? There is no discipline with the youth today. I tried to set an example, but it is difficult huh? Personally, I blame MTV. [Smiles and Yuri nods in acknowledgment] A "used gun"? [Chuckles heartily, gets up and extends hand for handshakeI think you and I, we can do business. ~From the film Lord Of War.

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If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to. This is the last stand on Earth. And this idea that government is beholden to the people, that it has no other source of power except to sovereign people, is still the newest and most unique idea in all the long history of man's relation to man. This is the issue of this election. Whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether we abandon the American revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far-distant capital can plan our lives for us better than we can plan them ourselves. ~Ronald Reagan

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