- Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
- Attorney General: "So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
- Joe: Yes.
- Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?
- Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.
- Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
- Attorney General: It's got electrolytes.
- Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
- Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
- Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
- Joe: Okay, look. You want to solve this problem. I want to get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?
- Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
- Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
- Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
- Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
- ~From the film Idiocracy.
- ...
- We've got to take the neighborhood back. We've got to go in there. Just forget telling your child to go to the Peace Corps. It's right around the corner. It's standing on the corner. It can't speak English. It doesn't want to speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk. "Why you ain't where you is go." I don't know who these people are. And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. Then I heard the father talk. This is all in the house. You used to talk a certain way on the corner and you got into the house and switched to English. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't land a plane with "why you ain't…". You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. There is no Bible that has that kind of language. Where did these people get the idea that they're moving ahead on this? Well, they know they're not, they're just hanging out in the same place, five or six generations sitting in the projects when you're just supposed to stay there long enough to get a job and move out. ~Bill Cosby, the "Pound Cake" speech.
- ...
- When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything. ~Umberto Eco
- I'm starting to think, at this point, that there's a non-zero chance a hell of a lot of These Fucking People might well fall for and bow to the Image Of The Beast because at this point they're too stupid to know what Christ, Christianity, or [Christian] conservatism even fuckin' look like at all let alone when done properly. I mean, fuckin' seriously??
- You think people who can't be bothered to put a sign for the "Gulf Of America" in the right place are gonna know or care that Paula White's acting out could be in the service of Baal or the Great Pumpkin for all we know and has inherently not a damn thing at all to do with Christ or Christianity??
- Do you really think people who can't be bothered to look where they're going with their Monster Truck, ya know, give a fuck about anyone or anything else??
- Was the driver's name by any chance "Beef Supreme??"
- Also what the fuck is wrong with Florida in particular??
- Now, my Mom, my Partner and I have all at different times said since *Checks Notes* 2006 that it seems like way the fuck too many people have their brains turned off, but this shit is ridiculous.
- What, exactly, are people doing with that space between their ears at this point?? Renting it out??
- And if so, for what??
- Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. The only way they can inherit the freedom we have known is if we fight for it, protect it, defend it, and then hand it to them with the well fought lessons of how they in their lifetime must do the same. And if you and I don't do this, then you and I may well spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it once was like in America when men were free. ~Ronald Reagan
- Believe it or not, there's a catch with stuff like Freedom in the American context, in the way our system is designed. You have to be smart enough to know what the fuck it is!
As I've said before I used to be a conservative Baptist. The whole idea of that denomination as I was taught it was that you have to accept Salvation freely, because you want to, which means you have to know what it is! And cuz there's a doctrine called the Priesthood Of All Believers, anyone can share the Gospel, read, study, and all that and *Checks Notes Again* It helps to actually know what you're talking about if you're going to do this!- In that kind of a context I fail to see at all how Paula White crawling on the floor does anything but try and call unnecessary attention to herself. It's sure as hell not teaching anybody anything except how to act like a fool.
- When is enough going to be enough with all this stupid bullshit?? We gotta stop putting up with stupidity, America, especially demonstrative stupidity!
- I don't give a damn.
- You either believe in freedom or you don't, and I say that...like I said before...in the context of somebody who was taught that knowing and believing something in the correct way could well mean the difference between going to Heaven or going to Hell.
- Passionate belief in wrong is still, in point of fact, wrong.
- Remember that, it's going to be on the test later.
- Слава Україна!Some say finding God is a glorious thing. They're wrong. It's dangerous. You spend your whole life in a world of men. But when you finally see his power, his greatness, other men fall out of view. Because you're so focused on him, you can barely see them from the corners of your eyes. You lose sight of them.
~Augustus Hill, from the HBO series Oz, S1.E3 "God's Chillin'."
- And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.
And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.
And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.If any man have an ear, let him hear.
He that leads into captivity shall go into captivity: he that kills with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he speaks as a dragon. - And he exercises all the power of the first beast before him, and causes the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.
And he doeth great wonders, so that he makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
And deceive them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.
And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.
And he caused all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. ~Revelation 13, King James Bible.
The Mustelid Liberation Front
Saturday, April 25, 2026
It's Got Electrolytes (Image Of The Beast, Ten.)
Friday, April 24, 2026
Feeding The Beast (Image Of The Beast, Nine.)
And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.
And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.
And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
He that leads into captivity shall go into captivity: he that kills with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.
And he doeth great wonders, so that he makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
And deceive them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.
And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.
And he caused all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. ~Revelation 13, King James Bible.
~Augustus Hill, from the HBO series Oz, S1.E3 "God's Chillin'."
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. The only way they can inherit the freedom we have known is if we fight for it, protect it, defend it, and then hand it to them with the well fought lessons of how they in their lifetime must do the same. And if you and I don't do this, then you and I may well spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it once was like in America when men were free. ~Ronald Reagan
Thursday, April 23, 2026
Seven Days? (Image Of The Beast, Eight.)
~Augustus Hill, from the HBO series Oz, S1.E3 "God's Chillin'."
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- Il Duce: You people have been chosen to reveal our existence to the world. You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later. All eyes to the front. [Gently to a woman in front with her eyes turned down] You must watch dear. It'll all be over soon.
- Connor: Now you will receive us.
- Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
- Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
- Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
- Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
- Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
- Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
- Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
- Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
- Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
- Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it!
- Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
- [Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
- Connor, Murphy and Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
- Il Duce: Ĭn nōmine Pătris …
- Connor: [Showing "veritas" tattooed on left hand] … ĕt Fīliī …
- Murphy: [Showing "aequitas" tattooed on right hand] … ĕt Spīritūs Sānctī.
- [They execute Yakavetta]
- ~From the film The Boondock Saints.
Russell Brand admitting to having sex with a teenage girl. (And how fucked up is that? I don't give a damn if it's "legal" under UK Age-Of-Consent laws. Shit's still wrong.)
The sick part is, that's not even what caught my eye; What did was the "Author of 'How to become a Christian in 7 days.'"
#1 If Russell Brand was actually a Believer (especially the kind he's claiming to be) he would have come to understand that what he did was wrong on multiple fronts.
I mean, you can Start with that he himself said "Forced" and that she had to physically defend herself to make him stop. I think that's sexual assault at a minimum, but more to the point it's not just illegal, it's morally wrong. No means No.
#2 let's look at this from the perspective of the kind of Christian that Brand is trying to tout himself as: The girl in question was not his wife, or even Engaged or having intention to be. Biblically, that's Fornication, which is a Sin. He's all but bragging about it.
#3 He's not sorry, there's no repentance, not even the perfunctory "I'm forgiven, thank you Jesus" kind of garbage that Evangelicals in these kinds of circumstances are known for.
Mr. "How to Become a Christian in 7 days" isn't even mailing it in.
There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft....When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness. ~Baba, from The Kite Runner.
I don't think These Fucking People are beating the allegations that they serve and worship Baal.
These idiots are all about "Insert Tab A into Slot B" or crossing legal T's and dotting legal I's, the "Jots and Tittles" that Jesus talked about, pretty much...but they ignore the deeper meanings and spiritual purposes and weightier matters of the Law because they don't care about any of that. They're not in this for a relationship with the divine, or even for Salvation from some real or imagined Damnation. No, that's not it! What they want is legalistic cover for their abuse, bullying, cheating and lying and the kind of fuck-fuck games that they play with each other.In far too many cases, as Doug Wilson tells on himself here, their real "god" is some kind of secular politics or some sort of control or power in a very temporal and worldly fashion.
The religiosity just ends up being one big damned excuse.
I mean, Jesus literally warned about this shit! Multiple times, even! What more do you want!
And more than that, to take on Brand's premise directly, OK, 7 days?
As if it's "Instant Christian, just add water?"
According to what I was taught, one can have studied the Bible and this and that for 50 years and NOT be "Saved."
Or, one can have said the Sinner's Prayer five minutes ago and BE Saved.
Except as with most such things it's not quite that arbitrary or simple.
- Caprica-Cavil: Is there a Resurrection Ship within range?
- Galactica-Cavil: Yes, brother. But first we're gonna die in a vacuum.
- Caprica-Cavil: There's a 170 foot long launch tube in front of us. We might die of our injuries before we get to the vacuum.
- Galactica-Cavil: I don't like you.
- Caprica-Cavil: I understand that.
- Galactica-Cavil: Do you really believe it was a mistake to attack the humans?
- Caprica-Cavil: Rather intensely, yes.
- Galactica-Cavil: You know that when we download amongst the others your strange ideas will be shouted down.
- Caprica-Cavil: Ideas always seem strange until you try them on, brother. We had a temper-tantrum in the form of a cataclysm because we wanted them to treasure us, the Ones, more than humanity. More than their own history and blood.
- Galactica-Cavil: We didn't want to be loved. We wanted to be treated fairly.
- Caprica-Cavil: We wanted to be held to a bosom. To be petted and perfumed and told we were the princes of the universe.
- Galactica-Cavil: Yes, well if the humans were gone-
- Caprica-Cavil: Our parents would mourn them. They'd love them more anyway.
- Galactica-Cavil: I'm going to see to it that you get boxed. And then I'm going to prepare to wipe out humanity once and for all.
- Caprica-Cavil: The anticipation is very unpleasant.
- Galactica-Cavil: Yes.
- [Caprica-Cavil offers his hand, Galactica-Cavil looks at it and accepts it. Galactica-Cavil closes his eyes while Caprica-Cavil keeps looking. They are then airlocked.]
- ~From Battlestar Galactica: The Plan
The actual issue here is that Salvation...faith...will, in due course, become evident through action.
That part isn't negotiable. If you really have, or had, faith in God...any interpretation thereof...it's gonna leave a mark. It will affect how you conduct yourself! This is true of both me and my partner, and often doesn't work in our favor...because that's not how believing in stuff even works.
And Russell Brand is still the same fucking guy. He isn't walking the walk, he's not doing anything but talking. Dude is facing trial for rape in the UK and I'm here to tell you (having been there) everybody finds the Lord when they think they might go to jail.
It's performative bullshit, trying to get something, either to beat the charges or have an easier time while locked up.
And it's the same way with this "Trump reads the Bible" bullshit.
These idiots think if they can get somebody with authority or political power to spew their crap they'll magically compel more people to be like them, or "believe" as they do, or whatever.
These people are unconcerned with the whole person, they just want to see people have to act like they do and say the bullshit that they do and dishonestly fawn over them and kiss their ass.
They'd bow down to the Image Of The Beast if doing so got them what they think they want.
I don't preach a social Gospel I preach the Gospel, period. The gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ is concerned for the whole person. When people were hungry, Jesus didn't say, "Now is that political or social?" He said, "I feed you." Because the good news to a hungry person is bread. ~Archbishop Desmond Tutu.
Because it's about the brand, marketing, making sure their preachers get the offering plate full and not those "Woke" Catholics down the street. It's all crap, in the service of very worldly goals. They don't care about God or Jesus. These people would be godless Communists or even worship demons if it got them privilege.It's not about God or religion or the Law or right and wrong, they're just screwing for advantage, looking for the Death Star Plans to blow up the giant space station that they see as other guy's rationalizations. They don't even understand people really believe stuff.
[Darth Vader is choking a Rebel Officer]
Stormtrooper: [to Vader] The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.
Darth Vader: [to Rebel] Where are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans?
Rebel Captain: [Gasping for breath] We intercepted no transmissions. This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission...
Darth Vader: If this is a consular ship, where is the Ambassador? [crushes the officer's neck, then throws him against the wall] Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans, and bring me the passengers. I want them alive!
These Fucking People, these MAGA "Nationalist" Idiocracy types think Liberals are Liberals because Barack Obama or Bill and Hillary Clinton or the Southern Poverty Law Center or some shit told them to be. I mean, same goes for their view of conservatives or Republicans but since these people, on the sole basis of numbers, dominate those philosophies and have taken them over...those of us who actually believed in conservatism for any reason besides using it as a cover for bigotry and sexual bullshit and stealing just get lumped in with the "Left" because we're too inconvenient to face and that's all there is to it.
It was quite the shock to my partner back in January or so, to find out that she's a "Liberal" simply by dint of education and having the kind of job where things have to be done a certain way and was thus seen by her relatives a somebody fit only to exploit and use, same as it was for me back in 2008 when conspiracy theories and racism crossed every line I ever imagined having.She didn't understand me at the time.
But now she does.
And this shit has only gotten worse since.
"Christian Nationalism" is actually neither Christian nor giving a fuck about the actual nation you already have.
If you want to believe in any of those things for real, or anything else, sooner or later you're going to have to fight for them.
Monday, April 20, 2026
Repenting Not (Image Of The Beast, Seven.)
And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.
And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he strikes a man.
And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
And the sixth angel sounded, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar which is before God,
Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates.
And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them.
And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone.
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.
And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
- Il Duce: You people have been chosen to reveal our existence to the world. You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later. All eyes to the front. [Gently to a woman in front with her eyes turned down] You must watch dear. It'll all be over soon.
- Connor: Now you will receive us.
- Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
- Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
- Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
- Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
- Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
- Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
- Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
- Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
- Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
- Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it!
- Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
- [Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
- Connor, Murphy and Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
- Il Duce: Ĭn nōmine Pătris …
- Connor: [Showing "veritas" tattooed on left hand] … ĕt Fīliī …
- Murphy: [Showing "aequitas" tattooed on right hand] … ĕt Spīritūs Sānctī.
- [They execute Yakavetta] ~From the film The Boondock Saints.
Pretty much anybody who takes offense to any kind of anti-Pedo screed is very likely to be MAGA at this point. Anybody defending anybody that's in the Epstein files, likewise, has so far been MAGA. Hell, MAGA brought up Bill Clinton. Liberals said "Lock him up too! We're not a personality cult!"