- Tobias Beecher: Can I be with my wife?
- Vern Schillinger: Fuck my wife.
- Tobias Beecher: Fuck my wife.
- Vern Schillinger: Louder, and say "please" and "sir".
- Tobias Beecher: Please, sir, may I fuck my wife?
- Vern Schillinger: Louder.
- Tobias Beecher: Please, sir, may I fuck my wife!
- Vern Schillinger: When you ask me like that, I can't deny you anything. ~From the HBO Series Oz, S1.E2 "Visits, Conjugal and Otherwise."
- And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.
And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities.
Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double.
How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she said in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow.
Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judges her. - Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
- Attorney General: "So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
- Joe: Yes.
- Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?
- Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.
- Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
- Attorney General: It's got electrolytes.
- Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
- Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
- Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
- Joe: Okay, look. You want to solve this problem. I want to get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?
- Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
- Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
- Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
- Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
- ~From the film Idiocracy.
- Karis Nemik: There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.
- ~From the Star Wars series Andor, S1.E12 "Rix Road."
- Three
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And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory.
And the kings of the earth, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning,
Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come. ~Revelation 18:1-10
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When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything. ~Umberto Eco
So, apparently, Missouri Republican senator Josh Hawley got caught making out with a male escort behind a restaurant by the busboy.
Seriously are ALL of these Republicans *Checks Notes* Gay??
Oh, right, regarding Hawley in particular I called this one four years ago.
And that would in fact explain how he kisses his wife.
Seriously, What's even the damn point??
I mean, for one thing, I don't know how the hell any conservative women would put up with this crap?
For another, If you're gay, just go be gay, be yourself. It's 2026, nobody but a certain kind of Republican even cares. Repressing your desires just makes things worse.
Keep that shit going long enough, you end up like Dennis Prager, I guess?? His ass got caught trying to say animated child porn was somehow not evil. Bullshit, I have a partner and a kid to worry about. Fuck you.
And then of course Dale Partridge tried to say that Nazis were just a "form of Christian Nationalism."
Is that before or after the Nazis forced their bullshit Black Magic and Neo-Pagan rites on the German churches??
I'll save you some time. Evil is exactly what the fuck is going on here.
Worse, These Fucking People are not even decently-written villains.
Joe: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
These are the kind of fucking guys that, having gotten themselves drummed out of Congress, get themselves caught in an embarrassing position with a guy in a Ronald McDonald costume and then try to say they were looking for a good time and great taste (as my buddy Gary often jokes about) and instead of having the common decency to slink off into obscurity like the disgraced Republicans of past eras, these assholes then try to monetize the fucking scandal.
There's a species of alleged-"Liberal" that, given the choice between this fucking Malicious-Idiocracy Republican garbage and voting for a Democratic Socialist, demands the right to not choose.
By not-choosing, you have chosen.
These Fucking People, the Chuck-and-Hakeem and Haley Stevens crowd are why I've stopped identifying as a liberal.
For one thing I'm probably ideologically closer to Bill Kristol than to Bill Clinton, anyway.
For another? When old-school Never Trump Republicans, people like Bill Kristol and Rick Wilson are saying bring out the damn Guillotine and "Centrists" and/or "Liberals" of a certain class want to send a sternly-worded letter (To Abdul Sayed or Mayor Zohran Mamdani, not even to Donald Trump) you know, you people have a fucking problem.
These particular fucking people are fine with the idea of living in a murderous Idiocracy so long as they can afford to hire security and still get to feel superior to the masses.
Never mind those of us stuck having to defend ourselves, let alone the people who cannot do that.
I thought the whole damn point of liberalism was compassion for other people as political philosophy. I thought the point of being a centrist was to be able to pull moderate views from either side of the spectrum and craft something that works? Apparently, for some people, that shit is their political belief because it's their friends' political belief, or the "right" belief to have to be in whatever clique or level of society they think they're in.
White "Moderates" are not living down MLK Jr's allegations anytime soon. Some people demand the "right" to go through life unhearing and unseeing of the struggles of others and then call themselves "Liberals" because they care about Something Something Gazpacho or some other people in another damn country.
This crap, for some people, is just a different shade of the same narcissism that led to MAGA and is now metastasizing into far worse things than that. It's the same horseshit that leads some dude who naturally should be Queer and Out and happy about it to be a Republican and preach against that type of shit because that's what their parents did, or what their friends do, and then privately they're snorting enough cocaine to kill a horse and hooking up with male escorts on the down-low while creating misery for everybody around them.
I mean, what's even the goddamn point??
Some of us couldn't live like that. Addiction, depression or other mental health issues would kill us before we'd get anywhere.
There's people in this world who can't be who they want to be for far more mundane and terrible reasons that "They can make an ass-ton more money pretending to be a rabidly anti-gay rich Republican" if they aren't their true selves in public.
I'm fucking tired of this garbage and I say that as a former Republican myself!
Some people just straight-up deserve the Hell-fire.
And it ain't the gay people or the Muslims or any of the groups that These Fucking Assholes say it is.
You either believe in freedom or you don't.
What if God simply asked you to give a damn, or to Love your neighbor?
Because He did.
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[Cassian plays Nemik's audio diary]I don't preach a social Gospel I preach the Gospel, period. The gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ is concerned for the whole person. When people were hungry, Jesus didn't say, "Now is that political or social?" He said, "I feed you." Because the good news to a hungry person is bread. ~Archbishop Desmond Tutu.