Mutants for Trump-Jesus? (Civis Americanus Sum II.)

Mos Eisley Spaceport, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

~Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

I just saw this, a little bit ago.

Some MAGA Republican candidate got held up at the airport and thinks it's discrimination.

"Because she recently attended a Trump boat parade."

Seriously these fucks are still on that boat parade bullshit?

(Even so, why would the TSA care?)

Bitch, you literally look like some alien from one of the Star Wars movies, perhaps running for the Clone Wars-era late Republic Senate rather than the United States House of Representatives.

And if I had to guess, Emperor Palpatine would pretty much be her idea of a "real" leader anyway.

Seriously though, her lips are like three sizes too big for her head, and most of the rest of her face looks like it was sculpted out of Kevlar with hand tools and sandpaper. 

Seriously, why do Republican women end up looking like this?

And why would men want them to look like...that?

I sure wouldn't, and I used to be a Republican.

If it's something to do with the ideology, well, I don't know. I sure wasn't taught that there was anything conservative about looking like you might melt if left in direct sunlight.

I suppose such could be taken as evidence of the artificial, contrived, fake nature of modern "Conservatism" but I'm not feeling philosophical enough to dive into all that garbage at the moment.

Or maybe I just don't want to?

I strongly suspect if these fucking people could see, and then process, the simple idea of "Hey, isn't that kind of fucked up?" Or if they had enough self-respect to not act like this, then I probably wouldn't need to be writing this.

In point of fact, to me the worst part of this whole business is that these fucking people think this stupid bullshit is America, that getting stinking drunk, lighting your farts on fire and burning your ass hair trying to shoot bottle rockets out of your ass is what this country is supposed to be about, because only braindead inbred white trash fools are "Real" Americans" or some stupid shit like that. 

More to the point, I'm getting tired of these people acting like Donald Trump is some sort of a god, or comparing him to Jesus Christ or anything of the sort. It's not just heretical, it's idiotic.

It's disgusting.

Donald Trump, for better or worse, is just a man. Start believing he's some sort of a god, and that's how you go to hell.

You fuckers don't get to take the rest of us with you.

And more to the point, the more contrived, disgusting and perverse that it gets...there's a certain percentage of these idiots who want even more of it!

It's like they want to be medieval peasants, just for the debased thrill of knowing that the prince who's heir to the local petty lord is fucking his sister or some nasty stank-ass shit like that.

And increasingly, they'll just come right out and say it.

Because they want to live in a world where who you get to have sex with is contingent upon how much power you have, or something like that. Because to them, sex is about power rather than about love, or passion, or relationships. Like I said, does any of this sound fucked up to you yet??

Because somehow anything is preferable to modern morals, mores and understandings of life. They'd rather believe in a bunch of lies if "All people are created equally before God/The Universe/Whatever" is the Truth.

Literally anything is preferable to equality, or to all people having some say in our civilization.

Literally anything is acceptable if it prevents other people from being able to be free and express themselves.

Fuck that shit. I'm an American. Civis Americanus Sum.

My country was founded to be against all these ossified ideologies. What the fuck is wrong with you?

But these fucking people? LOL.

They'd rather be forced to adhere to some dour, joyless religiosity as peasants given no recourse before brutal systems geared completely to advantage the nobility...which for the most part ruts like horny bonobos while taking "advice" from priests who dress like Liberace's stunt doubles...than be a part of the modern civilizations that arose mostly because people got tired of all that shit??

All because they think in some such hierarchical system they'd have somebody to kiss up to, somebody to kick down on, and some strict set of rules to...not obey anyway, except under dire threats of force.

I mean seriously the vast majority of you "Conservative" fuckers don't obey your own rules now.

Why would you expect anybody else would want to follow that crap if you don't?

But these people, collectively, would rather destroy their own countries and the world than be free, they'd rather live under tyrannies than live in a world where other people don't have to listen to their bullshit, and they'd rather suffer than not...so long as some other group of people has to endure just a little more suffering than them.

Even if that means equipping their own sons with vastly outdated weapons and throwing them against a thoroughly modernized armed force, throwing them if effect to their own deaths.

It's like they're saying "Fuck the future. Our petty hatred in the moment is more important."

I'm sorry, Comrades, but I have no particular desire to partake in your hierarchy of pain.

Let alone in all the fake bullshit you use to try and justify this crap. And apparently most of your neighbors want nothing to do with it either.

Whether it's shitty old gray-haired Russians or shitty old balding American Republicans that seems to be the answer. They'd rather burn down the world than see people they don't like get a decent shot at life.

Fuck you.

And fuck your turning people into mutants just to satisfy the depravity of a few rich men.

Fuck your deification of some sick ass old man.

This whole Mutants For Trump/Jesus bit really pisses me off.

I started out as a conservative and I was still taught better than this garbage.

This is America, I don't have to care what your unnatural desires are, so long as you don't try to force them on other people. Keep that shit to yourself, and I don't even want to know.

But when you fuckers try and force your bullshit on other people that makes it my problem, and then I'm going to make that your problem.

And I'd have said the same thing back when I was a Republican.

Слава Україна!

If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to. This is the last stand on Earth. And this idea that government is beholden to the people, that it has no other source of power except to sovereign people, is still the newest and most unique idea in all the long history of man's relation to man. This is the issue of this election. Whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether we abandon the American revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far-distant capital can plan our lives for us better than we can plan them ourselves. ~Ronald Reagan

One