And slimy things did crawl with legs, upon the slimy sea.

For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers. ~Matthew 23:4

I saw something yesterday that pissed me off.

Some dumb-ass Trump-Supporting Republican Congressman said, and I quote "Democrats are trying to convince us that three makes a couple."

No, asshole, they're really not.

But that aside, first of all, whatever Katie Hill was doing was none of your damned business.

Second, why in the fuck are Republicans always so obsessed with the sexuality...or the sexual acts...of other people? Democrats, LGBT folks, Republicans with whom they disagree? It doesn't seem to matter, seems like everybody is having more sex than them, and they hate it.

Like, seriously, what the fuck difference would it make in the life of the average Republican if a bunch of dudes ran a train on Katie Hill? Does it matter?

If she had no sex at all, they'd just find something else to bitch about, because fundamentally these idiots want to hold Democrats up to some unreachable standard...and then still disdain them...while they'd be perfectly willing to ignore or even praise Donald Trump for banging 72 virgins that all had plastic surgery to look like Ivanka, a gay midget, and two goats.

And I'm fucking tired of it.

The Party Of Small Government, ya'll. Guns in every household, no health care, no social safety net, and a government that...by definition...does not benefit you. But god damn, give them half a chance and these motherfuckers would regulate sexuality on a level that would make the Taliban look like pikers, and dole out orgasms like Soviet apparatchiks distributing cabbages to hungry Communists.

Unless of course, you're a member of The Party and then you can do whatever you want.

Meanwhile, these motherfuckers go on and on praising Trump, who does nothing but shit all over everything and claim the accomplishments of others as his own...and who has done more than his own share of sexual misdeeds...and this is known.

Fuck all that.

And apparently, on top of all that, this asshole is now trying to take credit for some non-existent Christian revival or something something Gazpacho.

Meanwhile, the only religion I see growing all that much among Republicans is the Cult Of Trump.

I mean, it seems like to a certain extent even the Evangelicals have given it up. I remember seeing awhile back that Jerry Falwell Jr. seems to spend more time talking about his business acumen than he does about Jesus.

Bitch, the only religion ya'll growing is the Cult Of Donald Trump.

And meanwhile, the leader of the Old White Guy Anti-Sex League is getting trademarks for brothels and "massage parlors" in China.

A Democrat gets judged for having sex with more than one person, and here Republicans, led by Trump, are basically saying they support prostitution...so long as a Republican owns the trademark?

I mean, marriage is a relationship between a man, his wife, and his bevvy of Prostitutes, right?

Hello? Is this thing even on?

Fuck all this goddamned hypocrisy.

And if you don't have a problem with this shit, then fuck you too!

I used to be a Republican and I've had it with these sons of bitches. I'm sick of them, vote them ALL out. And if you don't have a problem with this bullshit? Then fuck you, too.

I'm tired of these human slime-trails.